ÿþ<html> <title>Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About ZOMGCRACK!!YUUGIOU</title> <head> <style type="text/css"> <!-- A:link { text-decoration: none ; color: #0000FF } A:hover { text-decoration: none ; color: #FF00FF ; cursor: crosshair } A:active { text-decoration: none ; color: #00FFFF } A:visited { text-decoration: none ; color: #0000FF } --> <!-- BODY { scrollbar-base-color: #ffffff; scrollbar-track-color: #ffffff; scrollbar-face-color: #ffffff; scrollbar-highlight-color: #000000; scrollbar-3dlight-color: #000000; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #000000; scrollbar-shadow-color: #000000; scrollbar-arrow-color: #000000; } --> </style> </head> <body bgcolor="#ffffff"><font face="verdana" size="2"> <center><b><u>RP Logs - The God Plot</u></b></center><br> <b>06/18/2005 - 07/06/2005; The God Plot</b>: Started off with IC!Ryou's release from the hospital. He returned to his apartment, only to find that the place had been thoroughly destroyed. Later that evening, he met OOC!Malik, and things started off well enough - they caught up on things that happened since Battle City and whatnot. But then, they ended up being stalked and nearly killed by some weirdoes. Eventually, characters like the two Yami no Yuugis and OOC!Seto got dragged in, and it ended up being this whole huge angsty ordeal with people getting crucified and kidnapped and stuff XD Oh yeah, and it turns out that the stalkers were really the evil gods Horus and Seth. And there was lots of freaky god stuff going on the whole time. It was just mass chaos @@; A few people got really mad at this plot for being so angsty, though. ^^; Um... we're sorry? <3;;<br><br> I don't have the first log in this storyline, but you can read both retellings of the situation <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sexayegyptass/3630.html">here</a> (Malik) and <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/lil_bishie/1719.html">here</a> (Ryou).<br><br> <a href="rplogs012-crackheads.htm" target="_blank">Crackheads</a> - Yami shows up on a very edgy Malik's doorstep, completely wasted. Pseudo-fluff ensues.<br><br> <a href="rplogs013-sugarorsalt.htm" target="_blank">Sugar or salt?</a> - Noa has a hangover from a severe overdose of "sugar"... or was it "salt"... most likely neither.<br><br> <a href="rplogs014-kaibashizzouse.htm" target="_blank"><i>Kaiba's Hizzouse</i></a> - First bit is lost. Malik, Ryou, and Yami haul ass over to Seto's place. Freaky Shit happens with notes and dead cats and people being shot. IC!Isis also makes her first appearance.<br><br> <a href="rplogs016-rpwithgod.htm" target="_blank">RP with A GOD!</i></a> - Meanwhile, up at the soon-to-be-well-known HOSPITAL, OOC!Malik bonds with... a god. Yes, it's weird, stfu. Randomly takes place in the log following this one; you'll know when it's done and over with.<br><br> <a href="rplogs017-dramaness.txt" target="_blank">Dramaness</a> - Freaky Shit continues. Weird things happen at the Kaiba mansion, our Insane Megalomaniac makes himself known, <s>and Atemu becomes a makeshift Jesus. *shot*</s><br><br> <a href="rplogs018-dramalamadingdong.htm" target="_blank">Drama lama ding dong!</a> - Still more Freaky Shit. Atemu gets himself into trouble. <s>The origin of IC!Isis' "cactus" nickname is revealed.</s> Pegasus drops in while everybody's half-dead and asks them to pay him a visit. Said visit occurs, and everyone gets pissed at him. EVERYONE.<br><br> <a href="rplogs019-hospitalness.htm" target="_blank">Hospitalness</a> - More Malik-Ryou-hospital-fun. Malik is half-asleep. Ryou is half-dead. Fluff ensues <s>as it does in 99% of every Malik/Ryou log on here</s>. Freaky Shit happens.<br><br> <a href="rplogs020-holycrizzapdrama.htm" target="_blank">HOLY CRIZZAP DRAMA!</a> - This is by far the largest log EVAR. :x Pegasus continues to toy with everyone's minds. Ryou and Malik get updated on all of the Freaky Shit, and proceed to sneak Ryou out of the hospital in the process. TEHINSANEMEGALOMANIACISREVEALEDOMG. Anf of course, Freaky Shit happens. In the latter half, Malik's vocabulary is decreased to the word "fuck" and maybe a few others.<br><br> <a href="rplogs021-teatime.htm" target="_blank"><s>TEA time.</s></a> - Pegasus and Noa have... TEA.<br><br> <a href="rplogs022-wrathofthegods.htm" target="_blank">Wrath of the Gods</a> - Fun inside of Atemu's mind!<br><br> <a href="rplogs023-psychicz0r.htm" target="_blank">PSYCHICZ0R~</a> - After what happens at the end of wrathofthegods, Malik is quite distraught and takes his sister's advice <s>for once</s> and goes to see a psychic and has a tarot reading fone. *inner grammar nazi dies* There's a <a href="rplogs023-psychicz0r.jpg" target="_blank">picture</a> that goes with this one.<br><br> <a href="rplogs024-drunkenidiots.htm" target="_blank">Drunken Idiots</a> - Yami and IC!Bakura go get drunk. WHOOOOO!<br><br> <a href="rplogs025-lalala.htm" target="_blank">LA LA LA</a> - OOC!Thief King... OOC!Jounouchi... dancing. 'Nuff said.<br><br> <a href="rplogs026-zomfgdramaaaa.htm" target="_blank">ZOMFG, dramaaaa.</a> - Somehow, Malik and Bakura are able to contact Ryou and find out where the hell he is. Which provides a new problem of actually GETTING to it...<br><br> <a href="rplogs027-flowers.htm" target="_blank">Flowers</a> - Pegasus and Noa have a heart-to-heart.<br><br> <a href="rplogs028-rescuetiem.htm" target="_blank">RESCUE TIEM!</a> - Malik gets tired of waiting and goes off to retrieve Ryou on his own. For reasons unknown, this is continued in <a href="rplogs029-rescuetiem2.htm" target="_blank">rescuetiem2</a> - why I didn't combine them into one log, I dunno...<br><br> <a href="rplogs031-ryousbackyay.htm" target="_blank">Ryou's back, yay!</a> - So Malik managed to get both him and Ryou back to the mansion in one piece. OOC!Mokuba actually goes out of his way to <i>help</i> someone! *le gasp*<br><br> <a href="rplogs030-pegsnsieg.htm" target="_blank">Pegs and Sieg</a> - Pegasus meets OOC(?)Siegfried for the first time.<br><br> <a href="rplogs032-hospitalagain.htm" target="_blank"><i>Hospital... again.</i></a> - First part is lost. Weird Stuff happens with Ryou. Malik and Ryou get a lesson from Atemu about the gods.<br><br> <a href="rplogs033-frenchstuff.htm" target="_blank">French stuff</a> - Pegasus and Seto hang out.<br><br> <a href="rplogs034-zomgfluff.htm" target="_blank"><i>ZOMG fluff~</i></a> - First part is lost. More hospital!fluff. WHEE!<br><br> <a href="rplogs035-mokiotogi.htm" target="_blank"><s>Moki and Otogi</s></a> - Mokuba and IC!Otogi... <i>bond</i>. Smut ensues.<br><br> <a href="rplogs036-mokipartyness.htm" target="_blank">Moki!partyness.</a> - Mokuba has a party before his party. Fun Stuff occurs, including but not limited to: Spin the Bottle, Picking on Prudes, and Crotch Grinding. :x<br><br> <a href="rplogs037-whatthefuck.htm" target="_blank"><s>What the fuck?</s></a> - I... I can't even explain it. You just have to read it for yourself. *dead*<br><br> <a href="rplogs038-househunting.htm" target="_blank"><i>House Hunting</i></a> - Incomplete due to monotony. Seto goes out on a limb and helps Isis out with a problem.<br><br> <a href="rplogs039-mnemofluff.htm" target="_blank">Mnemo!fluff</a> - Malik pays Yami a visit in the wee hours of the morning. Angsty fluff ensues.<br><br> <a href="rplogs040-zomgawkwardsilences.htm" target="_blank">ZOMG awkward silences.</a> - Malik, Ryou, and Bakura hang out at the hospital. Yes, there are awkward silences. Several of them.<br><br> <a href="rplogs041-sethmeetspegs.htm" target="_blank">Seth Meets Pegs</a> - Self-explanitory. IC!Priest Seth, who has made his way to present time somehow, meets Pegasus. Fun time!<br><br> <a href="rplogs042-TEHENDOHSNAP.htm" target="_blank">TEH END, OH SNAP!</a> - Finally, the end of the Freaky God Shit plotline. Crazy stuff happens here, folks. There is bloodshed.<br><br> The God Plot ends here.<br><br> <a href="rplogs043-poorisis.htm" target="_blank"><b><s>Poor Isis</s></b></a> - In which "Leftovershipping" is created. Isis deals with a migraine from two hormonally-challenged lookalikes. And Malik and Yami are along for the ride~!<br><br> <a href="rplogs044-citronsmut.htm" target="_blank"><s>Citron!smut</s></a> - In which both IC!Malik and IC!Thief King (aka Diabound) make their RP debuts. First is clubbing, then smut ensues. SEXAH.<br><br> <a href="rplogs045-mokiparty.htm" target="_blank">Moki!party</a> - Mokuba's ACTUAL party. Practically everyone's there at some point or another. Some smutty stuff happens, but it's all implied... :3 One of the most memorable moments being the discovery of just what is in Seto's closet.<br><br> <a href="rplogs046-frontporch.htm" target="_blank">Front Porch</a> - During said party, the few intelligent people there converse with a couple of white-haired bishies. Threats are made. 8D<br><br> <a href="rplogs047-nuuuuunoa.htm" target="_blank">NUUUUU NOA</a> - Noa's feeling suicidal?<br><br> <a href="rplogs048-deathandrebirth.htm" target="_blank">Death and Rebirth</a> - The death of Atemu... and the rebirth of the Pharaoh. And Ryou gets himself put in the hospital again.<br><br> <a href="rplogs048-lookitsmorehospitalness.htm" target="_blank">Look, it's more hospitalness.</a> - D: <br><br> <a href="rplogs049-doublediabound.htm" target="_blank"><s>Double Diabound</s></a> - IC!Malik meets OOC!Diabound... and mass confusion occurs. Then IC!Diabound shows up... and later on, there's Citron!smut. :x<br><br> <a href="rplogs050-doublevision.htm" target="_blank">Double Vision</a> - Seto, meet your past form, High Priest Seth.<br><br> <a href="rplogs051-squeedrunk.htm" target="_blank"><s>SQUEE DRUNK</s></a> - This log is the definition of "cracksmut". Because of the many problems laid on them, OOC!Malik and Yami go get drunk. 8D Abuse of the <s>Japanese</s> English language occurs, as well as smut and seme!Yami.<br><br> <a href="rplogs052-bathroomfun.htm" target="_blank">Bathroom Fun</a> - Mokuba and Seth meet... in the bathroom. O.o<br><br> <a href="rplogs053-pervycroquet.htm" target="_blank">Pervy!Croquet</a> - IC!Croquet educates IC!Yuugi on the ways of uke-dom.<br><br> <a href="rplogs054-poorwiddlemokie.htm" target="_blank">Poor widdle Mokie ;;</a> - Mokuba angsts. Seto doesn't seem to care much.<br><br> <a href="rplogs055-whatchamadilly.htm" target="_blank"><b>Whatchamadilly?</b></a> - Isis PMS-es. Seto goes emo. Seth goes wildly OOC. OOC!Malik and Yami smex it up. IC!Malik facepalms liek woah. Isis knocks herself out and turns slightly dumb. There seems to be a relapse of "poorisis.htm".<br><br> <a href="rplogs056-carnivalfun.htm" target="_blank">Carnival Fun~</a> - Ryou and OOC!Malik (because now that there are two Maliks, I have to specify ;;) hang out at... well, look at the name of the log. Fluff ensues.<br><br> <a href="rplogs057-morecitronsmut.htm" target="_blank"><s>MORE Citron!smut</s></a> - IC!Malik fixes his motorbike. IC!Diabound gets turned on. Smut ensues.<br><br> </body> </html>