ÿþ<html> <title>Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About ZOMGCRACK!!YUUGIOU</title> <head> <style type="text/css"> <!-- A:link { text-decoration: none ; color: #0000FF } A:hover { text-decoration: none ; color: #FF00FF ; cursor: crosshair } A:active { text-decoration: none ; color: #00FFFF } A:visited { text-decoration: none ; color: #0000FF } --> <!-- BODY { scrollbar-base-color: #ffffff; scrollbar-track-color: #ffffff; scrollbar-face-color: #ffffff; scrollbar-highlight-color: #000000; scrollbar-3dlight-color: #000000; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #000000; scrollbar-shadow-color: #000000; scrollbar-arrow-color: #000000; } --> </style> </head> <body bgcolor="#ffffff"><font face="verdana" size="2"> <center><b><u>RP Logs - The Road Trip</u></b></center><br> <b>07/24/2005 - 07/31/2005; The Road Trip</b>: After some happenings with IC!Thief King, IC!Yami no Bakura somehow ends up in... jail in Texas. XD; So it's up to the gang to go rescue him, woot. :X Lots of mayhem occurs that involved flying to the US, making several stops, and just... general insanity. XD And a few relationships are established during this plot, too. :3<br><br> <a href="rplogs/058-bewplane.htm" target="_blank">BEWPlane</a> - After some... hassles with security, the group ends up in Hawaii. Everyone promptly gets ambused by fangirls. Fun time! And then... exploring occurs, after attempting to figure out the rooming situation. ^^ <s>And places get knocked off of OOC!Malik and Yami's to-do list!</s><br><br> <a href="rplogs/059-cookies.htm" target="_blank">Cookies!</a> - Probably the only log on this site with hetero!fluff. GASP!! Anyway. Isis shows Seth the <i>proper</i> was to make <s>love</s> cookies.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/060-monchair.htm" target="_blank">"Mon chair."</a> - Seth hangs out with Pegasus.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/061-massagetherapy.htm" target="_blank">Massage Therapy</a> - While in Hawaii, Ryou and Mokuba go off for some Lomi Lomi massage~<br><br> <a href="rplogs/061-poolfun.htm" target="_blank">Pool Fun</a> - After a <i>thorough</i> exploration of the facilities, OOC!Malik splits up with Yami and goes to check things out on his own. And who should he run into but Ryou~? Fun is had at the hotel's pool.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/062-poolfun2.htm" target="_blank">Pool Fun TWO.</a> - Mokuba joins Malik and Ryou at the pool. Then the latter two leave and meet up with everyone else back in the hotel room. Stuff happens.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/063-supoocisis.htm" target="_blank"><b>'Sup, OOC!Isis?</b></a> - Ah, the infamous Leftovershipping. (USAGI x ANJA x SHADOW = OT3. *shot*) Annnd~ OOC!Isis makes her debut. Ra, help us all.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/065-byebyediabound.htm" target="_blank"><s>Bye bye, Diabound</s></a> - Diabound<s>'s mun</s> is leaving for a while and says goodbye to his pwecious widdle IC!Malik. Fluff and smut occur.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/064-wheeplane.htm" target="_blank">WHEE PLANE!</a> - And so our group makes it to the US mainland <s>after our two favorite sex fiends join the Mile High Club, of course</s>. Weird Stuff happens in Los Angeles, when they attend a taping of the Okrah show... and then the actual road portion of the trip begins. Seto gets a call from a certain past-self-turned-mother-hen.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/066-yayroadtrip.htm" target="_blank">YAY ROAD TRIP!</a> - Second half of "wheeplane". Pretty much just amusing banter in the van.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/067-vegasbabyyeah.htm" target="_blank">Vegas, baby, yeah!</a> - The group makes it to Las Vegas (after picking up IC!Jounouchi) and... participates in a drag show (well, sans two people). Pseudo-angstfluff ensues afterwards.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/067-mafiaohnoes.txt" target="_blank">Mafia, OHNOES!</a> - Meanwhile, while everyone ELSE is having fun at the drag show, Seto and Jounouchi get into some trouble with the Italian Fucking Mafia. 8O<br><br> <a href="rplogs/068-angstfluff.htm" target="_blank">Angst!fluff</a> - "Angst!fluff" can be interpreted one of two wayes here: angsty fluff, or Angstshipping fluff. You can take your pick. :x <s>There's a <i>reason</i> they call it Angstshipping, y'know...</s><br><br> <a href="rplogs/069-themorningafter.htm" target="_blank"><i>The Morning After</i></a> - Follows immediately after "angstfluff". More angst occurs. Then a few of our group leaves to go get drunk. Incomplete due to people leaving.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/070-cavityinducingfluff.htm" target="_blank">Cavity Inducing Fluff</a> - Exactly what the filename says. :x <s>Three guesses as to who's behind said fluff, and the first two don't count.</s> Someone has some confessions to make~.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/071-andoffwego.htm" target="_blank"><i>And off we go!</i></a> - Follows directly after cavityinducingfluff, first part is lost BECAUSE MY COMPUTER SUCKS AJDGS:BD:SDBGSU. Oh well. Not much is missed except for IC!Siegfried's arrival and an uber fluffy moment between two people that is so very rudely interrupted by a certain narcissist... *grumbles at her computer's timing* Seto and Jounouchi fight. Well, that's nothing new. Weird stuff happens. Ryou passes out and takes up residence on Malik's lap when things actually get moving again. Malik goes emo. Van banter occurs, along with a game of Word Association.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/072-lalalavanfun.htm" target="_blank">La la la, van fun.</a> - Our favorite road trip group stops for food, Seto gets into another interesting conversation with Seth on the phone, and then everyone engages in another healthy game of Word Association. (Stfu, long road trips give you very little to do. ;;)<br><br> <a href="rplogs/073-zomgtexas.htm" target="_blank">ZOMG TEXAS.</a> - And so, our group makes it to Texas, where evryone's favorite tomb robber has managed to get himself into. Ryou finally wakes up. And so everyone manages to bust Bakura out of jail with a <s>strategic</s> on-the-fly plan by everyone's favorite sexy rod-weilder. *snickersnort* And then they make it back to Japan in one piece. Huzzah!<br><br> And thus, the Road Trip arc ends.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/073-posttrip.txt" target="_blank">Post-trip</a> - After returning from the trip, Seto drops in on Seth and finds him with Pegasus. :x And then something is revealed to Seth about what happened with the other two... *shifty eyes*<br><br> <a href="rplogs/074-morefluff.htm" target="_blank">More Fluff</a> - Ryou's feeling craptastic. OOC!Malik offers solace. Fluff occurs.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/075-loopyryou.htm" target="_blank">Loopy!Ryou</a> - The closest thing to crack!Ryou you'll ever find. After coming out of surgery, he's all hyped up on anesthesia and morphine and stuff. So he's slightly... loopy. It makes for amusing conversation because he can't remember any of what happens in this log. 8D<br><br> <a href="rplogs/076-malikxmalik.htm" target="_blank">Malik x Malik</a> - After some long banter from their respective muns, IC!Malik and OOC!Malik get into a conversation of sorts. Nondescript smut occurs. OH SNAP MALIK SQUARED. *melts*<br><br> <a href="rplogs/077-kuraisajerk.htm" target="_blank">'Kura is a JERK.</a> - OOC!Malik receives a very rude awakening.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/078-guilttripping.htm" target="_blank">Guilt Tripping</a> - Typical soap opera moment. OOC!Malik is guilt-tripping about what happened in the "malikxmalik" log, and asks his bestest best friend Yameh for advice~.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/079-longwindedexplanations.htm" target="_blank">Long-winded Explanations</a> - Turns out that OOC!Malik was blowing things entirely out-of-proportion. The big silly. Fluff occurs, of course.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/079-ryouseto.txt" target="_blank">Ryou and Seto</a> - Seto goes to visit Ryou at the hospital for some... clarification on certain things.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/080-hospitalfl00f.htm" target="_blank">Hospital!fl00f</a> - I was running out of ideas for filenames, stfu. Ryou gets confuzzled. And for once, someone else passes out at the end of a log because it was 10 in the morning and I had yet to sleep. @____@<br><br> <a href="rplogs/081-yayyuugi.htm" target="_blank">Yay Yuugi!</a> - OOC!Malik and IC!Yuugi have a conversation. Yuugi wants to help Ryou. <3!<br><br> <a href="rplogs/082-checkouttime.htm" target="_blank">Check-out Time</a> - Ryou checks out of the hospital, disregarding doctor's orders yet again.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/083-kurasapartment.htm" target="_blank">'Kura's Apartment</a> - Follows directly after "checkouttime". Back to Bakura's apartment we go! And stuff is discussed by people and a certain High Priest. (Randomness: The best line in this entire log is "No, Anja, Malik did not get a sex change.")<br><br> <a href="rplogs/084-trashedapartment.htm" target="_blank">Trashed Apartment</a> - After Bad Stuff happens to Ryou and 'Kura, OOC!Malik finds them in their trashed apartment. Hospitalness occurs.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/085-wheequestions.htm" target="_blank">Whee, questions!</a> - A game is played between two certain fluffsters who are probably quite obvious. Of course there's fluff here.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/086-ohemmgee.htm" target="_blank">ohemmgee</a> - Ryou, 'Kura, and Nalik bear hang out. And are found by Seto and Seth. Discussions occur.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/087-bdayishness.htm" target="_blank">B-day-ish-ness</a> - Our favorite love-triangle-participants celebrate a certain tomb robber's "birthday". *shifty eyes*<br><br> <a href="rplogs/088-ohnoes.htm" target="_blank"><i>OH NOES!</i></a> - The start of some Mnemo!angst. ;; Never got done.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/089-poornoa.htm" target="_blank">Poor Noa</a> - And someone else comes back to life! Noa's been put in a children's home; Seto takes him out of it.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/090-ceobanter.htm" target="_blank">CEO!banter</a> - Seto and Siegfried have a civilizedconversation. LE GASP.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/091-mnemoangst.htm" target="_blank">Mnemo!angst</a> - "ohnoes", rewritten slightly. Basically the same stuff is discussed, only in a not-so-deep format. :x Continued in <a href="rplogs/092-mnemoangst2.htm" target="_blank">mnemoangst2</a>.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/092-confessions.txt" target="_blank">Confessions</a> - Seto has something to confess to his past self. Fluff ensues. :D;;<br><br> <a href="rplogs/093-tehceremony.htm" target="_blank">Teh Ceremony</a> - And finally, Ryou's cure arrives. Weird Shit happens. The log below this one happens during this log; it should be fairly obvious when the other one starts and when things happen in the two logs.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/094-insideryou.htm" target="_blank">Inside Ryou</a> - And so, the Shadow Diesease Cleanup Crew makes to dispose of Ryou's illness.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/095-supkhons.htm" target="_blank">'Sup, Khons?</a> - After everything goes down at the ceremony and shizz, OOC!Malik has another heart-to-heart with a god. :o<br><br> <a href="rplogs/096-soulroomfluff.htm" target="_blank">Soul Room Fluff</a> - Using a conveniently-yoinked Millennium Ankh, OOC!Malik is able to enter Ryou's soul room while he's unconscious. Of course, fluff occurs. It just wouldn't br right without it!<br><br> <a href="rplogs/097-moreceobanter.htm" target="_blank">More CEO!banter</a> - More banter between two certain CEOs.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/098-wakeywakey.htm" target="_blank">Wakey wakey!</a> - And so, Ryou comes out of his coma, completely free of the illness which plagued him. <s>Time for Dez to come up with new ways to end RPs.</s> This particular RP ends on a note that's very reminiscent of the Fruits Basket anime...<br><br> <a href="rplogs/099-uhohitsafight.htm" target="_blank">Uh oh, it's a fight.</a> - Diabound returns with a gift for IC!Malik. Fluff ensues, but then things go 'splodey. <s>OOC!Malik had better run...</s><br><br> <a href="rplogs/100-diaboundxyami.htm" target="_blank"><s>Diabound x Yami</s></a> - After hearing about the two Maliks smexing each other up, the two characters in this log are none too pleased. So their frustrations are taken out on each other. :x<br><br> <a href="rplogs/099-moremalikxmalik.htm" target="_blank">More Malik x Malik</a> - IC!Malik is sexually frustrated and also pissed at the happenings in the log before this, and his OOC self just happens to be closeby. Nondescript smut ensues, as well as banter between muns.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/101-foodstuffs.htm" target="_blank">Foodstuffs</a> - Our two fluffsters go out to dinner and meet up with several others. Chaos ensues, as well as pyrotechnics and fun with sharp objects. OOC!Isis makes her canon debut. And something quite... interesting... happens to OOC!Malik's pants...<br><br> <a href="rplogs/102-zomgwangst.htm" target="_blank">zomg WANGST.</a> - Set a short while after "foodstuffs" on page 2. Yami needs to ~talk~ to OOC!Malik... about stuff. Ooooh, <i>scandalous</i>.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/103-yaykittens.htm" target="_blank">YAY KITTENS!</a> - OOC!Malik's cat has kittens. <3 Fluffy!<br><br> <a href="rplogs/104-fourmaliks.htm" target="_blank">Four Maliks</a> - Exactly what the filename says. Both Maliks and both Yami no Maliks... er, interact. Fun stuff happens with snapping fingers and making various body parts disappear. 8D<br><br> <a href="rplogs/105-fiiight.htm" target="_blank">FIIIGHT</a> - IC!Malik and Diabound FIGHT. Again. Ohdear~.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/106-ddr.htm" target="_blank">DDR!</a> - Ryou and OOC!Malik go out for some fun before the former has to leave for his weekend trip. They run into OOC!Honda up at the mall, and... play DDR. >D<br><br> <a href="rplogs/108-tehmallz0r.htm" target="_blank">Teh Mallz0r</a> - After hanging out with Malik and Ryou at the mall, Honda runs into Mokuba. They talk about stuff. :x<br><br> <a href="rplogs/107-dontblowupthekitchen.htm" target="_blank">Don't Blow Up the Kitchen</a> - With Ryou gone on his trip, OOC!Malik decides he wants to do something nice for when he comes back. He consults IC!Rishid and decides he wants to make... CREAM PUFFS! Kitchen hijinks, a trip to the store, and several deep conversations ensue.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/109-ohsnapd00ds.htm" target="_blank">Oh snap, d00ds</a> - Honda and Mokuba hang out again, and later on, Otogi joins them.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/110-kissandmakeup.htm" target="_blank"><s>Kiss and Make Up!</s></a> - IC!Malik and Diabound run into each other up at the museum. The elevator then gets stuck. Oh woe is them! But, they talk some stuff out, and when they get back, smut occurs. As well as loads of fluff. 8D<br><br> <a href="rplogs/111-creamygoodness.htm" target="_blank"><i>Creamy Goodness</i></a> - Yami comes over to sample some of Malik's cream puffs. =3<br><br> <a href="rplogs/111-zomgsoapopera.htm" target="_blank">ZOMG soap opera.</a> - Because everyone loves Axisshipping! *bricked*<br><br> <a href="rplogs/112-yayfornospeedingtickets.htm" target="_blank">Yay for no speeding tickets!</a> - Due to circumstances beyond his control, Malik is assigned to drive for several hours to go pick Ryou up from his vacation spot. Many Magical Timelapses ensue, as does fluff upon arrival at home. :3<br><br> <a href="rplogs/113-stuffage.htm" target="_blank">Stuffage</a> - Follows directly after yayfornospeedingtickets. Bakura returns home only to find that Ryou is back from his trip. Stuff happens, things such as school and clothes are discussed, and it is decided that Ryou needs new clothes. And so, two certain bishounen go shopping. Continued in <a href="rplogs/113-stuffage2.htm" target="_blank">stuffage2</a>.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/114-zomgschoolz.htm" target="_blank">ZOMG SCHOOLZ!</a> - Ryou attempts to get back into school, and fails miserably. Angsty!fluff ensues.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/116-ust.htm" target="_blank">UST!</a> - The ever-popular Unresolved Sexual Tension, concerning two particular CEOs. Oh snap!<br><br> <a href="rplogs/117-nomorebadluck.htm" target="_blank">No more bad luck~</a> - As the filename states, Ryou's streak of bad luck finally halts. Joy!<br><br> <a href="rplogs/118-sickmalik.htm" target="_blank">Sick!Malik</a> - OOC!Malik wakes up with a nasty cold. ;;<br><br> <a href="rplogs/119-zomgpizza.htm" target="_blank">ZOMG PIZZA</a> - People go out for pizza, other people meet people, people eat pizza, people go back and play with kittens. Yep.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/120-awwwtwomokies.htm" target="_blank">Awww, two Mokies.</a> - OOC!Mokuba finally meets his IC!self, who will be referred to as "Moki".<br><br> <a href="rplogs/120-cakemakingtime.htm" target="_blank">Cake Making Time</a> - Malik and Bakura engage in "Formerly-Lemon-Now-Vanilla Pound Cake 101", and somehow manage not to slaughter each other in the process.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/121-zomgpartaytiem.htm" target="_blank">ZOMG PARTAY TIEM~</a> - Annnnd Ryou's birthday party finally comes about. Starts out nice enough, but things rapidly go downhill when like six different people start angsting at each other. Mass chaos ensues. Details of the cruise plot are established here.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/121-tehuberangstfluff.htm" target="_blank">Teh uber!Angstfluff</a> - Takes place late during zomgpartaytiem. Ryou leaves the yell-at-each-other party, Malik goes to comfort him. UBER fluff ensues with a side order of angst.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/122-acompromise.htm" target="_blank">A Compromise</a> - Mokuba and Otogi converse. Mokuba is jealous of his boyfriend flirting with Honda, and proposes a... compromise of sorts.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/122-lookinforkura.htm" target="_blank">Lookin' for Kura</a> - Ryou and Malik go in search of Bakura the day after Ryou's party. Continued in <a href="rplogs/122-lookinforkura2.htm" target="_blank">lookinforkura2</a>.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/122-shoppingwut.htm" target="_blank">SHOPPING WUT</a> - Since he didn't make it to Ryou's party, Rishid goes in search for a present of sorts, and enlists the help of Honda.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/123-barfight.htm" target="_blank">Bar Fight</a> - Mokuba and Honda meet in a bar, and end up fighting. Eep.<br><br> <a href="rplogs/123-morekittenfun.htm" target="_blank">More Kitten Fun</a> - Ryou's kitty is sick with something. ;;<br><br> <a href="rplogs/124-dubyateeeff.htm" target="_blank">Dubya tee eff?</a> - Ryou has... some sort of surprise for Malik. :o (Picks up again after the next log halfway through.)<br><br> <a href="rplogs/124-holycrapman.htm" target="_blank">HOLY CRAP, MAN</a> - ...and said surprise is a short meeting with a very special patient at the hospital where Ryou works, who Malik happens to be a very big fan of. Fanboying ensues!<br><br> <a href="rplogs/124-moreaxisshipping.htm" target="_blank">More Axisshipping</a> - Yep. More fun with Seto and Siegfried~!<br><br> <a href="rplogs/125-vetofficefun.htm" target="_blank">Vet Office Fun</a> - Malik and Ryou take the kittens in for a checkup before they leave for teh cruiiise. Thankfully, they're not given a huge hassle like Malik was the first time he went there...<br><br> </body> </html>