10/4/2008 - 10/12/2008: The Great Body Switch II: Once again due to the force known as a "plot hole" wich was cleverly disguised as an energy wave, lots of people switched bodies with each other. As can be expected, some people sabotaged their new bodies, some ruined other people's lives, and some were just... nice to each other. It's all Crack, y'all.

okay, I love you, bye bye Ryou calls home to let Malik know he landed all right. Pandora, as Malik, fumbles through the call just long enough, then calls Malik to get a few things straight.

meep Anzu (in Ryuu's body) comes over to school Ryuu (in Anzu's body) about how to dress and put on those girly things. Ryuu obviously doesn't like it--that stuff is private girl stuff! But Anzu doesn't let the fear he shows get her off task.

Like the couch is much better. Kaiba!Mokuba and Mokuba!Kaiba set a few ground rules, or rather, they choose not to abide by them. This spells problems for a certain diabetic Seto.

I demand bestests. Ryuuzaki!Anzu and Mokuba!Kaiba meet. There's some blackmail and even an accidental kiss.

Not an angel. Not a god. After Honda!Mahaado's first unexpected transformation, Mahaado!Honda comes over to try to calm Mahaado down. Talk of Honda's body's energy ensues.

Yes. I'm going to use you as a chewtoy a crazed and demonic Honda!Mahaado can barely suppress the inhuman amounts of energy coursing through his veins. Wanting to feed on something, he goes in search of prey, and comes across someone in Seth's body.

And the Body Swap II Plot comes to an end.

how did you - never mind. I'm not sure I want to know Kaiba is having issues with his diabetes. Mahaado helps.

Five days here, and you'll never want dessert again. Here's what happened in Ryou's week away from Domino. Baka slowly reveals more about his interesting past, his weird character traits and some astounding facts about Jello that leave Ryou speechless!

I smacketh him Back in their original bodies, Anzu and Kaiba meet up again. There's no sex, just discussion of nudity.

Blackmail is the best kind of mail Mokuba and Kaiba meet at a restaurant to discuss not only a little bit about the switch, but also for Kaiba to show the pictures while he was in Mokuba's body being kissed by Anzu while in Ryuuzaki's body. Only that threat doesn't work so well because Mokuba's got some dirty pictures of his own while he was in Kaiba's body. They both end up giving each other what they have...or at least that's what they say...

he's a mopey stupidhead Mahaado visits Honda to determine why he has been hiding this whole week. Awkward and angsty discussions ensue. Eventually not much seems to be resolved, neither really understanding the other, I think.

Under these circumstances...I can't seem to let you go... Anzu comes over to visit after Kaiba's mostly recovered, but what's to be peaceful soon turns turbulent...

business advice from someone who knows shit Kaiba and Ryou talk shop. Two business owners become friends.

blanket fort Mokuba goes over to see Honda and brings cookies to help improve his mood! They chat some about stuff that had to do with the switch. In the end Honda never did come out from under his blanket, but he let Mokuba under and it seems Honda's mood is improved a little.

Do Hondas hibernate? Honda and Yuugi have some ramen and conversation with a side helping of tension, and not of the fuzzy UST kind.

all hail Mr. Sensitive Mahaado confides in his other self.

I do not know why this eye is leaking. Is that satisfactory? Delwyn attempts to console Mahaado. Mahaado attempts to speak to Delwyn without stuttering and/or simply walking away. The muns attempt to question why he's crying blood out of one eye.

Sparkling water or tap water? Ryuu is finally able to give Anzu his gift: cream puffs! The gift is a good one. The do some general chit-chat, and in the end Ryuu has to leave as Anzu has some dance stuff to take care of...but not before being invited back for dinner!

You know, Ryuu sort of reminds me like those weird guys on 'To Catch a Predator' Ryuu calls Ryou from jail, and a conversation happens! Unfortunately, bail has not yet been set.

holy fuck... I only had 6 LP - Marik pulls Mahaado into the Shadow Realm to test his latest innovations. We left this chat completely up to dice rolls, and this is what happened.

No breathing for you. No breathing. Kafele pops over and tells Mokuba what's been going on with Mahaado almost dying and Marik being back. Mokuba hopes he doesn't see Mahaado walking down the street anytime soon wearing a gas mask.

It better be better than the sweater. It's Kaiba's birthday. He comes to return a sweater. Anzu has something for him.

...at least you know your position... Anzu calls up Kaiba, not happy at all at his latest act...

It's like a get-out-of-jail-kinda-free card. After learning that Ryuu was arrested, Anzu comes down to bail Ryuu out. She ends then takes him to a restaurant where they chat some, like about Ryuu being arrested. It ends with Anzu leaving suddenly.

blue eyes white reefer How to make Mokuba and Kaiba get along? Have 'em smoke pot together. lol, no, I'm not kidding.

I will personally kick every ass in Domino. Kaiba meets an unexpected someone in his office. They go for lunch. Chat ensues.

The answer is no It's Halloween. Mokuba wants to go trick-or-treating. Kaiba does not.

Even with these scars on my soul, would you think me an angel? Anzu and Kaiba have a chat and see what's going on between them...

Just when you thought it would never happen, at the age of 27, Mahaado had his first kiss.. Having had a vision in which he and his other self lose their lives in the next battle with Marik, Mahaado goes to talk with Delwyn. She offers him a gift, and he gives her something in return...

It's like the blind leading the blind. On stilts. Kaiba goes shopping. He and Mahaado have a chat about Delwyn in particular and life's little pleasures in general.

Isn't there a federal law against mooning your siblings? The Kaiba brothers have a talk. Mokuba gets burned. Seto sees himself some ass.

I don't mind being groped. The Mokubae meet and upgrade Mokie's wardrobe. Cue awkward flirting and a crowded dressing room. They also make plans for a sleepover.

you have to be creative with your titles. My literature teacher told me that. Kaiba explains to Mokuba why he smokes. They proceed to do much brotherly fighting of a playful sort, and then head downstairs for hot chocolate.

Ready, steady, go! Seth and Kisara have a talk, and are interrupted by the arrival of Marik. A battle ensues, and then some aftermath at Mahaado's shop.

Answers beget questions Kam has been following Honda for awhile, eventually they talk. Mostly about Rebecca, and Honda's issues, although plenty more is left unsaid. AKA, don't be surprised if you feel like you missed something between them.

Being castrated by an antivirus program. What a way to go. Kaiba and Mokuba fix Noa's coding. Angst and crack ensue.

Sorry, kid. The headscarf stays. Noa gets out of the computer (finally!). Mahaado is awesome.

Clearly this man had no housekeeper of his own - or, at least, not one used to serving eccentric wealthy people Seto invites Mahaado over for coffee. They talk. And Noa tackles.

Why do I feel like grabbing a good hold of Kaiba's and Mokuba's collars and smashing their heads together? Angst. Because that's what the boys do best. With perhaps a little bit of resolution to the whole running-away thing.

Ryou had closet smex wot had you?!?! Mokuba and Ryou (not the creampuffy one) enjoy the two triple S's. Shopping Spree and Smexy Smex.

Quick! Name five yellow things! Malik throws a party for Ryou in honor of his yellow belt test. Conversation topics: muffin mafia, martial arts moves, yoga, and sweetness.

but yeah, I break through time and space itself, and you're all, AZIZI DID WHUT?!? Marik makes his presence known, by injuring and poisoning Mado. Mahaado tries his best to save him, but must leave him in Delwyn's hands as he sends Kafele after Marik. In a moment of sorcery genius, a dark sage blinds Marik to his heka and binds him outside of space and time itself. There's just one tiny problem... It wasn't the real Marik...

Attention Captain Obvious. Marik attacks. Havoc ensues.

a very very unfinished chat There's a botched killing in the shopping district.

What did Anzu say to Kaiba? Anzu comes to pick Noa up from the hospital, takes him home, and they chat.

Too bad she's kind of almost-taken. Mokuba would've liked to get a good look at her legs. Noa rescues Mokuba from wandering around lost. They go to get Mokuba's hand looked at, go to visit Kaiba, do a bit of cast-signing, and then duck out discreetly when Anzu shows up. Cue awkward one-and-a-half-sided conversation!!

I am so... EVIL... This is what's happening to Mahaado while he's in Marik's clutches. And it isn't pretty.

All the priests did was argue. It was the kuribo that hatched the master plan. Mado, Seth, Honda and Azizi save Mahaado from the shadow realm.

Mokuba is the master of smooth. Only not. Mokuba and Noa agree on a date, go visit Rebecca's party and then visit Kaiba. This results in much awkwardness, embarrassment, kisses and llamas.

Seth just barely refrained from rolling his eyes at the unecessary usage of magic. Seth pays a visit to Mahaado, who's recovering from his time in the shadow realm

No turducken here. According to the resident American, this year's Thanksgiving celebration went well.

Sugar, Spice, and everything NOT nice. Malik comes to Otogi for help with their anniversary present...only to find a bit more than he bargained for...

It was nice to have a plan. A real plan. And know that maybe he was okay. After a meeting with Mokuba, Noa wanders to Creamylicious for a hot drink and a little conversation. Ryou would actually make a very good relatioinship counselor.

Buckle your seatbelts, Mokuba-brand of fail coming right up. Mokuba and Kaiba chat. Mokuba tries to get to second base with Noa (again) and fails (again).

It's against the laws of the universe or something it'd be as simple as that. The boys chat about Noa's talk with Ryou.

I want to spend the rest of my life making all of your dreams come true! Malik takes Ryou to Tokyo Disneyland for their one year anniversary, and has a bunch of surprises laid out. They share lunch and desserts, Ryou gets a trip to an exclusive spa and salon, and the evening is spent at a ball fit for a pair of Princes.

Kaiba clearly sucks at playing Bond. He neither stays stealthy nor gets the woman The boys and Anzu go to a movie triple-feature (as separate dates, of course), but all doesn't go as planned. (Does it ever?)

It's a stalker! And it's not Ryuuzaki!! Anzu feels someone is following her... and she's right!

*NEW!* Merry chrissmasssss... n'a hippy new beer... Pegasus and Mahaado both end up at eMoe's on Christmas, and participate in a little drinking game to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas, certainly against their better judgment.

*NEW!* Merry cliffmsss... n'bah hamlet... Pegasus dropped Mahaado home after the night at eMoe's. Delwyn was waiting up for him. Obviously, he got caught.

*NEW!* Large Bowl of Punch Kafele comes over to visit Mokuba, who has a bit of a wet head thanks to all the drinking he's done and is still doing. They do a little talking about dancing and Mahaado.

*NEW!* May the Puffs be with you! It's National Cream Puff Day, and Creamylicious hosted a big party with lots of games to play! Fun was had by all!

*NEW!* the ka had imagined them making out on top of the toilet. But that didn't look like it was going to happen any time soon. Kafele sealed Mahaado and Delwyn in the bathroom so that they'll talk to each other, spend more time with each other, and maybe even get a little more romantic with each other. It didn't work out that way.

*NEW!* It's like DDE without arrows! Anzu offers Ryou and Malik a free aerobics class, to jump start Malik's New Year's Resolution.

*NEW!* Okay, maybe he's two thirds a moron. Kafele comes over to say how not well the idea of locking Mahaado and Delwyn up was. At least in the end they (okay, pretty much Kafele) came up with another idea.

*NEW!* I should have listened to Kafele. Even though he still takes many of his inane ideas from the spoiled brat. Mahaado returns to his shop, and finally gets to share a Christmas tradition with Delwyn.

*NEW!* Is it time for more brain breakage? Mahaado meets Seto on the sidewalk, and is invited to his office at KaibaCorp. They discuss the holidays, gifts, and so forth.

*NEW!* Gift Giving Ryuu goes over to Anzu's house and they exchange late Christmas gifts. Also treat eating and mentions of dancing and the future.

*NEW!* How about those mummy movies NOW, kid? Noa and Mahaado go to the museum. Mahaado gets a nasty surprise. Noa tries to be understanding and fails.

*NEW!* Take a picture, it'll last longer... oh wait, you are... Damn. Kafele takes Mahaado up on that instruction of 'stop me from drinking' by suspending him in a binding spell. He also takes the liberty of inviting Mokuba over to come take pictures. That makes for an argument or twelve.

*NEW!* Currency's easy... The yen is pegged to the dollar and the dollar's calibrated to the euro. It's not that hard. Seto comes over to Mahaado's for a couple of potion refills, and tries to give Mahaado some sound buisness advice. Things like turning on the electric lights, having bottles labeled in a language people can read, accepting orders via answering machine instead of having them nailed to the door. Much of this, obviously, went right over Mahaado's head.

*NEW!* He was never really one for small talk after all. Seth goes to talk to Mahaado about Kisara, and they end up discussing the museum exhibit.

*NEW!* I know you've never been to a place like this before. Malik finally gets to know what his Valentines Day surprise is. It's a trip to a quaint little bed and breakfast!