Smex in Leather: *humps Malik's rod* It's ali~ve!
ph33r my rod: YES. IT IS ALIIIVE.
Smex in Leather: *weeps happy tears*
Smex in Leather: ZOMG. THANK RA.
ph33r my rod: IT'S A MIRACLE. ;_;
Smex in Leather: We should celebrate such a joyous
occasion!
ph33r my rod: Yes, yes we should.
Smex in Leather: With the table.
ph33r my rod: Oh hell yes.
Smex in Leather: And your bunny suit! X3
ph33r my rod: >D *puts on the ears*
Smex in Leather:
ph33r my rod:
Smex in Leather: *purrs* Oh, yes.
ph33r my rod: *strips* ;O
Smex in Leather: Mmmm... *holds out a five* ...see, I'm
not cheap like you. *mutters* Only one dollar...geez.
ph33r my rod:
Smex in Leather: *smacks forehead*
Smex in Leather: Did you at least get strawberry...?
ph33r my rod: Of course.
Smex in Leather: Good. ...Although I can't help but
wonder why you even need lube. Like I've said hundreds of
times before, Egyptian asses hardly need lube...unless
you're doing...someone else?
ph33r my rod: Sometimes it just makes things kinkier. 8D
ph33r my rod: And of course I'm not doing someone else! ;~; What
gave you that idea? T_T
ph33r my rod:
ph33r my rod: 'Cause you know it's a bitch to get out of carpet.
ph33r my rod: And with the way she's been lately... yeah, hop to
it, woman >_>
Smex in Leather: Haha, you're so sadistic...
ph33r my rod: I know. >D
Smex in Leather: ...but I wouldn't have you any other
way. Mmm, so shall we make her task that much harder
tonight?
ph33r my rod: I vote yes. She wants me to go to school, damnit.
T_T
Smex in Leather: Well, those uniforms are pretty sexy.
Smex in Leather: And bathroom sex...
ph33r my rod: Yes, I admit they are...
Smex in Leather: mmmm.
ph33r my rod: Ooooooh!
Smex in Leather: Yesss.
ph33r my rod: Okay, I'll give it a chance. 8D
ph33r my rod: But first... there's a certain table that needs our
attention~
Smex in Leather: *nods* Mhmm.
Smex in Leather: Which one have we yet to christen?
ph33r my rod: Well, we got the kitchen table already, the little card
table is too flimsy and will probably collapse...
Smex in Leather: Mhmm... And then the counter was last
week...
ph33r my rod: ...Then there's always Isis' favorite coffee table in
the living room...
ph33r my rod: ...Pretty big, nice and sturdy...
Smex in Leather: *grins evilly* ...And... quite...hard to
get strawberry lube off of...
ph33r my rod: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Yami?
Smex in Leather: I do believe I am, Malik...
ph33r my rod: >D;;
ph33r my rod: Oh, she's gonna be pissed, but who cares? *sits
on top of table*
Smex in Leather: *crawls on fours up to Malik* Mmm...
well, her little brother needs some ... fun in his life. She
can't blame you for that.
ph33r my rod: Of course she can't. 8D
Smex in Leather: *fingers play with Malik's zipper* And
the table...just happened to be in our way, yes?
ph33r my rod: Yes. We gave it proper warning, but it just didn't
listen~
Smex in Leather: Exactly. *leans forward to nip at Malik's
neck* It was so resolute about staying underneath you...
we just didn't have the heart to move it.
ph33r my rod: *moan* Well, I wouldn't deny it the pleasure of
having my ass on it~...
Smex in Leather: Mmm... *unzips pants and cups Malik's
crotch* ...and dear, little Malik seems quite eager to come
out and play...
Smex in Leather: [ XD ... I feel ... like a pedophile... for
some reason... ]
Smex in Leather: [ Maybe it's the usage of the term
"little" ]
ph33r my rod: (( Maybe because you're a 5000 year old spirit
(with a solid form) and I'm an incredibly sexy 16 year old Egyptian male.
))
ph33r my rod: *messes a bit with the hair at the back of Yami's
neck* Oh, he is, believe me...
Smex in Leather: *groans a bit* Oh, well, then... *flips
them over* Why don't you introduce him to my ding dong?
Smex in Leather: [ ... That killed the mood... ^^;; ]
ph33r my rod: (( XDDDD We can work with it~ ))
ph33r my rod: Gladly~ I'm sure they'll be great friends~... *unzips
Yami's pants*
Smex in Leather: *quirks eyebrow* ... *fastens arm
around Malik's neck and tugs him forward* You know, I
don't believe we've ever shared a kiss...?
ph33r my rod: ...Now that I think about it, you're right... it's always
just been sex. We'll have to fix that, won't we... *leans down and
kisses Yami, cupping the back of his head in his hands*
Smex in Leather: [ OH NOES, IC!YAMI threw out
OOC!Yami's CRACK. WTFWTFWTWFWTWFTW ]
Smex in Leather: [ XDDDD ]
ph33r my rod: (( OH SNAP! XDDD ))
Smex in Leather: *hungrily kisses back, running a hand
along Malik's spine* Mmmm... *other hand yanks at Malik's
pants*
ph33r my rod: Nnn~... *probes around Yami's mouth with his
tongue, grinding their hips together to create friction*
Smex in Leather: *eyes slide shut and free hand tangles,
desperately, in Malik's hair, tugging him closer*
ph33r my rod: *one hand leaves the back of Yami's head, and
slides down his body, coming to rest under the waistband of his pants*
Smex in Leather: *arches forward, silently urging, and
leans away from the kiss, panting* Nghh, hurry up, Malik.
*hands reach up his shirt, caressing smooth skin*
ph33r my rod: Well aren't you eager~... *strokes him a little before
finally pulling Yami's pants down, then cups his crotch in his hand
while nipping at the base of his neck*
Smex in Leather: Always. *bites back a groan, hand
clenching in Malik's hair as he bucks* Ma...ah...lik...! *tilts
head to the side, as a free hand slides down to urgently tug
off the blonde's shirt* Neeed you...
ph33r my rod: *sits upward a little to help him pull the shirt off,
then reaches down and unbuckles the collar around Yami's neck,
taking it off* Not just yet~... *continues licking and sucking at Yami's
neck, moving up to his earlobes and jawline*
Smex in Leather: *bites down on his lip harshly, letting
out another low moan* Mmm...I caan't help it... I'm so-oh
impatient. *wiggles a bit, trying to cause more friction*
G-guh... *pulls back a bit from Malik's kisses and then leans
forward to capture his lips hungrily*
ph33r my rod: *kisses him back again, one hand tangling in his hair
in a mad attempt to bring them closer, the other one beginning to lightly
stroke Yami's arousal*
Smex in Leather: *lets out a low, guttural noise, eyes
clouding over* A-Ahh! *hand boldly joins Malik's,
quickening the pace*
ph33r my rod: Hn... *resumes kissing at Yami's neck, matching his
pace with his own hand*
Smex in Leather: *perspiration gathered at his brow, still
arching into the touch* Ra, Malik...
ph33r my rod: *sits up a little and smirks, using his free hand to
tug at the bottom of Yami's shirt* Having fun~?
Smex in Leather: *groans a bit as Malik moves away, a
free hand clutching onto his arm* Yes, damnit!
ph33r my rod: (( WTF, AIM randomly booted me off. o_O ))
ph33r my rod: (( Anyway... ))
Smex in Leather: [ Waah ;_; Stupid AIM. Welcome back!
]
ph33r my rod: Heh... and we've just barely even started. *leans
back down and kisses him briefly, before bringing his other hand up to
pull Yami's shirt off*
ph33r my rod: (( XD Sankyuu <3 ))
Smex in Leather: *raises arms a bit to help with the
removal of his shirt, toes curled in anticipation* ... *mock
glares and breaks off the kiss, still breathing heavily*
Tease.
ph33r my rod: *grins* You love it... *sits up, pulling Yami along
with him so that Yami's straddling his lap* ...you know it. *latches one
arm around the small of Yami's back and bends down a bit, taking one
of Yami's nipples into his mouth*
Smex in Leather: *throws his head back, moaning
loudly* N-Ngh! You... ungh, push mee, Malik... *rubs
himself forward enticingly, hands slightly clawing at Malik's
back*
ph33r my rod: *doesn't respond, just continues licking and sucking
at his nipple, then does the same to his other one, while still grinding
their hips together*
Smex in Leather: [ Meep, brb >> Trying to finish up my
post ]
ph33r my rod: (( Kay. XD ))
Smex in Leather: [ *yawns* ...Damn. I didn't think my
post would take that long. Guh. It
Smex in Leather: s 4am now... so I'm gonna head off to
bed ]
Smex in Leather: [ >>;; Mind if we finish tomorrow? ]
ph33r my rod: (( XD That's fine. ^^ ))
Smex in Leather: [ Sorry, bahh ]
ph33r my rod: (( It's okay. :3 I should prolly sleep soon myself. XD
))
Smex in Leather: [ Hahah, kay, well, g'night ^^ ]
ph33r my rod: (( Bye bye ^^ ))
Smex in Leather signed off at 3:02:34 AM.