Omega19x: so, I heard from Mokuba that there was a lot of smex last night?
ph33r my rod: ...quite. 8D
Omega19x: heh
ph33r my rod: Welllll~ first the elvator got stuck... *shifty eyes* Then Malik and Yami were looking for the spa, and Kaiba directed them to the laundry room instead... 8D;;
ph33r my rod: *elevator
Omega19x: oh, Ryou and Mokuba are in the spa right now.
ph33r my rod: Ah. XD;;
Omega19x: well, Mokie's helping her mom move furnature, but we were in the middle of classic lomi lomi massage.
ph33r my rod: Ooooh.
Omega19x: and Ryou's finally relaxing...
Omega19x: lol
ph33r my rod: Oh, Malik and Yami had a run-in with the fangirls again.
Omega19x: oooooh
ph33r my rod: Turns out one of them was a yaoi fangirl. :3
Omega19x: ooooh
ph33r my rod: And the others were very much NOT.
Omega19x: heh
ph33r my rod: So the one's all like "CAN YOU TWO MAKE OUT?!?!" and they're like "OKAY! :D" and the other fangirls are like "...wtf *flee*"
Omega19x: heh... you should drop by the spa.
Omega19x: it's really quite relaxing.
ph33r my rod: XD Prolly will, once they can actually find it. :3
Omega19x: oh, but if you come right now, Ryou's there!
Omega19x: *cough* without clothes *cough*
ph33r my rod: Ah, I would XD Yami's not on though, and... they were kinda in the middle of something when we stopped RPing last night :D;;;
Omega19x: ah... I see.
Omega19x: :-*
ph33r my rod: XDDD
Omega19x: heh
ph33r my rod: Knocking things off their "to-do" list and such, ^_^
Omega19x: heh!
Omega19x: right now, I'm making a ZOMGCRACKYGO drinking game.
ph33r my rod: ...oh dear.
Omega19x: got any suggestions?
ph33r my rod: "Every time Ryou passes out, take a drink."
Omega19x: that'
Omega19x: s in there.
ph33r my rod: "Every time Malik and Yami have sex in an obscure place, take a drink."
Omega19x: kay
ph33r my rod: *thinks*
ph33r my rod: Every time Seth mispronounces a word, take a drink.
Every time Pegasus hits on Seto, take a drink.
Every time Mokuba promotes himself, take a drink.
Every time Isis uses sarcasm, CHUG.
Omega19x: Isis uses sarcasm?
ph33r my rod: Rarely. ;D
Omega19x: more!
Omega19x: Isis is referred to as a 'poor neglected cactus.'
Ryou is referred to as 'woman'
Malik is referred to as 'Nalik Bear'

ph33r my rod: Every time Noa goes on a sugar rush, take a drink.
Every time IC!Malik walks funny because of um... *cough*, take a drink.
ph33r my rod: XDDDD YES!
Omega19x: I've got sugar.
ph33r my rod: Every time Yami gets completely wasted, CHUG. >:D
Omega19x: IC malik often walks funny?
ph33r my rod: Well... he hasn't in a while... :3
Omega19x: Someone complains about too much angst. Drink twice if it's a moderator.
ph33r my rod: YES.
Omega19x: now should I have when Mokuba talks about himself, or when Mokuba DOESN'T talk about himself.
ph33r my rod: Drink when he talks about himself, CHUG when he doesn't.
Omega19x: perfect!
Omega19x: An Egyptian god possesses someone's body.
Ryou says he's okay, when he really isn't.
Someone makes a millennium rod joke
A 'comment war' lasts beyond ten comebacks each
ph33r my rod: YES. >D
ph33r my rod: When you can't tell when Malik is referring to the Millenium Rod or his *other* rod, CHUG.
Omega19x: lol
Omega19x: Kaiba wants coffee, but can't get it.
Kaiba actually gets his coffee.
Malik curses at something.
ph33r my rod: DUDE. You need to post this on the comm, and see what everyone else can come up with. XD
ph33r my rod: New Malik post.
Omega19x: yay!
Omega19x: ROFL
ph33r my rod: *snerk* Which part? XD;
Omega19x: Cue awkward silence between repairman and sexy bishounen.
Omega19x: and everything near that.
ph33r my rod: Heehee. XD
Omega19x: okay, remind me again how to do the lj cut code?
ph33r my rod: <lj-cut text="blah"> stuff </lj-cut>
Omega19x: ah, the hyphen... that's why I didn't get it to work before...
ph33r my rod: That was fun, 'cause Shadow was RPing the repairman, and while Malik and Yami were passing the time, Yami accidently hit the call button... so the repairman could hear and see everything. :3
Omega19x: lol
ph33r my rod: And he was just sitting there like "O.O;;; *drool*"
Omega19x: and the drinking game is up!
ph33r my rod: :D
ph33r my rod: XDDDD Excellent.
Omega19x: and they say I angst too much... see... I can be funny.
ph33r my rod: Yep. :3
Omega19x: hm... come on, play a little while nobody else is on. You can always say you did it after you were done smexing Yami.
ph33r my rod: Okay. XD
ph33r my rod: I'll say he went off to um... go bother Seto or something. XD
Omega19x: (so this will be after Ryou is done with the lomi lomi massage)
ph33r my rod: (( Hokay. :3 ))
Omega19x: *walks out of the spa, looking very very relaxed*
ph33r my rod: *wandering aimlessly, but quite sated*
Omega19x: *sees Malik on the other side of the lobby*
Omega19x: "... oh! Hi Malik!"
ph33r my rod: *looks over, sees Ryou, and walks across the lobby to where he is* "Hey. Did you get rested up?" *smile*
Omega19x: *nods* "oh yes..."
Omega19x: "and I found the spa... oh... they're right... they ARE relaxing!"
Omega19x: *smiles brightly*
ph33r my rod: *blink* "You found... the spa...?" *blink blink*
Omega19x: "... you should try the lomi lomi massage."
Omega19x: "... although... I think my therapist was a little annoyed... with me..."
ph33r my rod: "..." *BLINK* "Um... okay..." *thinking* KAIBA...
Omega19x: "... he wanted to... do it harder... but... it hurt when he did that... so he had to be really gentle..."
Omega19x: (keep your mind out of the gutter when reading that)
ph33r my rod: (( Too late. XDDD ))
ph33r my rod: *BLINK* "Um. Well... how was it?" *scratches head*
Omega19x: "... very... relaxing..."
Omega19x: "... they say lomi lomi is good for healing."
Omega19x: "... I certainly feel better... my body doesn't hurt as much."
ph33r my rod: "...that's good. You'll have to show me where it is in a while. We asked Seto, and he told us, but we ended up in a room with a bunch of washing machines."
Omega19x: *giggles*
Omega19x: "... silly Seto..."
ph33r my rod: *pouts* "I think he did it on purpose."
Omega19x: *really feels good right now. It's a nice change*
Omega19x: "...I was thinking about going to the pool. I heard it was spectacular."
Omega19x: "they say it's good after a massage."
ph33r my rod: "I bet it is, judging from the rest of this place. I might join you."
Omega19x: "I need to grab some swim trunks from the room first."
ph33r my rod: *nods* "Me too."
Omega19x: *walk to elevator*
ph33r my rod: *walk walk walk*
Omega19x: *up up up*
ph33r my rod: "...I hope it doesn't get stuck this time."
ph33r my rod: "Yami and I came down earlier, and it got stuck."
Omega19x: "... oh dear..."
Omega19x: ".. that would be bad."
ph33r my rod: *shrug* "It wasn't stuck for too long."
ph33r my rod: *ding*
Omega19x: *walk out to room.*
ph33r my rod: *walk walk walk*
Omega19x: *grab swim trunks, and duck into the bathroom to change.*
Omega19x: "... oh... wow... this tub is amazing! Imagine the nice bath you could have here..."
ph33r my rod: *just changes in the room, since it's empty*
ph33r my rod: (( Blah, lag. ))
Omega19x: *comes out, smiling. His fragile body still smells like scented oils from the massage.*
ph33r my rod: *pops his head into the bathroom to have a look* "Wow, that is nice." *makes a mental note to try it out earlier*
Omega19x: "... isn't it?"
ph33r my rod: *nods and grins* "Yeah."
Omega19x: *grabs a towel, and walks out*
ph33r my rod: *does too, walk walk walk*
Omega19x: *down to pool*
ph33r my rod: *looks around for any sign of fangirls, sighs in relief when there are none*
Omega19x: *looks outside, between the gardens, there is a large pool with a fountain in the middle*
ph33r my rod: "...damn, that's nice."
Omega19x: (http://www.fourseasons.com/image_library/MAU/MAU _126_320x400_web-large.jpg)
Omega19x: "... you're telling me..."
ph33r my rod: (( @_@ ))
ph33r my rod: *walks out to the edge of the pool and sits down, dangling his feet in the water*
Omega19x: *does the same* "oh... it's heated..."
ph33r my rod: "No wonder this place is so expensive, it's... awesome."
Omega19x: *walks to the edge of the steps, and goes in*
Omega19x: "... oh... the massuse was right... This does feel good..."
ph33r my rod: *grins and just hops in from where he's sitting*
ph33r my rod: (( Here I was half-expecting Ryou to push him in. XD ))
Omega19x: "... oh... there are little whirlpools over here..."
Omega19x: *lays back, letting the water rush through his white hair*
ph33r my rod: *swims up to the fountain, letting the water spilling out of it flow over him* "...this is really nice."
Omega19x: *comes up, and walks up to Malik, swimming a little bit*
Omega19x: "... wow..."
Omega19x: *splashes him gently*
ph33r my rod: *smirks and splashes him back*
Omega19x: *ducks under the fountain, and comes out behind the little waterfall*
Omega19x: *smiles*
ph33r my rod: "Trying to run away, huh?" *follows after him*
Omega19x: *eep!*
Omega19x: *splashes*
ph33r my rod: *ducks under the water*
Omega19x: *looks for Malik*
ph33r my rod: *pops up behind him* "Boo."
Omega19x: *ee!*
Omega19x: "...oh, you!"
Omega19x: *splash and giggle*
ph33r my rod: *just grins and counter-splashes again*
Omega19x: *starts swimming away, escaping the latest splash*
ph33r my rod: *ducks under water again and chases after him*
Omega19x: *swim swim swim*
ph33r my rod: *catches up to him and grabs at his feet, tickle tickle!*
Omega19x: *eek!*
Omega19x: *splash, falls under water*
Omega19x: *kicks weakly at Malik*
Omega19x: *thrashes too*
ph33r my rod: *reels backward as foot comes onto contact with his forehead, comes up and sputters*
Omega19x: *comes up a well, coughing, spitting out pool water, and gagging*
Omega19x: "... sor...sorry..."
ph33r my rod: *holds a hand to his forehead, blinks a little 'cause of the sudden dizziness from the impact* "...s... s'okay..." *cough*
Omega19x: *cough* "I'm... pretty... ticklish..."
Omega19x: *weak smile*
Omega19x: (we're gonna need a room. Mokie wants to join us)
ph33r my rod: (( Kay. :3 ))
Omega19x signed off at 10:45:17 PM.