ph33r my rod: *prodprodprodprod*

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Egyptian Hot Rod: USAGIIIII.
Egyptian Hot Rod: *WAILS*
ph33r my rod: ANJAAAA.
ph33r my rod: *FLAILS*
Egyptian Hot Rod: My head broke last night. ;___; I wanted to come back, but I couldn't...
ph33r my rod: Aaaahhh. ;___; S'okay, I knew there had to be a reason you died on me.
Egyptian Hot Rod: I sort of explained it in Yami's post, but in case you haven't read it, it's because my roomie had a little incident that was just...really bad. ;.; I spent an hour or two consoling her.
ph33r my rod: Ahhh. ;; Understandable. X_X
Egyptian Hot Rod: Yeah... x.x
Egyptian Hot Rod: But...ya know what? We have another established couple now. XD;
Egyptian Hot Rod: Seto and Seth.
ph33r my rod: Excellent. XD
Egyptian Hot Rod: An official couple zomg!
ph33r my rod: Ohsnap!
Egyptian Hot Rod: It goes against the crack laws! XD
ph33r my rod: *cackles* Muahahaha! >D
Egyptian Hot Rod: XD Now all we need is a decisive choice between angst/tendershipping.
ph33r my rod: Yep. @_@
ph33r my rod: It's really hard to tell which one might be more dominant at this point. :x
Egyptian Hot Rod: I was going to ask that. XD At first it seemed to be in favor of Tender... but now...
ph33r my rod: That's what I was thinking too as much as I hate to admit it XD
ph33r my rod: *cackles* >D
Egyptian Hot Rod: XDD
ph33r my rod: You have a new response to one of your possssts~ The one with the meme thing~
Egyptian Hot Rod: Ooh~ *goes to check*
Egyptian Hot Rod: XD Yami is having an identity crisis.
ph33r my rod: Oh dear. @_@
Egyptian Hot Rod: XD Yami: OMGWTFBBQ. BOOBS.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... ... ...
Egyptian Hot Rod: Yami: NALIK BEAR! *points to chest* Quick! Check if they squish!
ph33r my rod: Malik: ...I'm scared to. ;;
Egyptian Hot Rod: Yami: ... *wibbles* ... Do you think... *looks down* ...would be crotch deflate?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ...whaaa?
Egyptian Hot Rod: Yami: ...will it... will it FALL OFF?
ph33r my rod: Malik: I HOPE NOT. T____T
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ *would my crotch ]
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD;; Just caught it now. ]
ph33r my rod: (( XD ))
ph33r my rod: (( OMG, we should so continue the RP we started last night :x I have a feeling it'll turn into a huge emo-fest. XD ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Yess. XD Emo! Especially since I've been in angst mode for the past day or two. ]
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD Then it'll just make it... all the more emo. :x;;; ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD Yes, it would - especially since Yami's being all... 'zomgwtfboobies!' ]
ph33r my rod: (( XDDDD *ded* Oh man. That is... CRACK. ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Just gimme a few minutes while I wrap up some RPs and finish this icon. XD;; ]
ph33r my rod: (( Hokay. :3 ))
ph33r my rod: (( *proddeth* :x ))

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Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Gahh... sorry. x.x I keep forgetting to come back to this window. *thwacks self* Been jumping between two RPs, comment threads, and then writing. x.x ]
ph33r my rod: (( Ahhh. x___x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ ;.; Really, really sorry! I hate when I get preoccupied like this; my attention span always gets shot down. ]
ph33r my rod: (( Aww, s'okay ;.; *pets* It happens to everyone at some point. XD ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD;; I doubt it's because of this, though: http://img142.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yamisieg2xj. png ]
ph33r my rod: (( Uh oh. *waits for it to load* ))
ph33r my rod: (( ... ... ... *DEAD* ))
ph33r my rod: (( Awww, poor Yami. ;; ))
ph33r my rod: (( Nalik bear make it better! <3 ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ :D Yess! lkjslsfad I dunno why I'm in the mood for smut now. XD ]
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Yami's being such a pain right now. XD;; ]
ph33r my rod: (( Aww, is he being emo~? ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD He's been drawing images of himself and Siegfried. ]
ph33r my rod: (( ... XD;; Awww, I wanna hug him ;; ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ :3 ... He'll probably do a Yami x Malik one soon. ]
ph33r my rod: (( ... :D ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ I'm pretty sure he's sobbed all over the keyboard by now. XD ]
ph33r my rod: (( It'll be a wonder if it even functions still. XD ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD No kidding... I can see the sparks flying everytime he hits the enter key. ]
ph33r my rod: (( XD;... aww. Poor Yami gets no love. ;; ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ *hugs Malik* But poor Malik too! Yami keeps ignoring not noticing him... ]
ph33r my rod: (( T____T ))
ph33r my rod: (( Nalik bear misses his Yameh so. D: ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ *nod nod* Yami: And Yameh is a mess without his Nalik bear! ]
ph33r my rod: (( Malik: ;____; *latch* ))
ph33r my rod: (( ... *dies* BLAH. On the voting-for-IC!Mokuba entry, two of the entries have the same number of votes. x_X This isn't going anywhere. XD;; ))

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Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Wah... It's tied? Is there anyone else who hasn't voted yet? ]
ph33r my rod: (( x__x I'm sure there's lots of people who haven't voted. :/ ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ *nods* So if you give it a day or two, I'm sure there'll be a tie-breaker in there...somewhere. ]
ph33r my rod: (( Yep. I'll put a little reminder in Malik's new post. :x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Ooh! New post. ]
ph33r my rod: (( XD It's nothing much, but... yes. :x ))
ph33r my rod: (( >D Though his new icon amuses me. ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD Yess... I've seen it circulating around for a bit now. ]
ph33r my rod: (( Heehee. :x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ The reply to Malik's post is too obvious. :3 ]
ph33r my rod: (( Of course. :3 ))
ph33r my rod: (( ... *MELT* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Yami: *follows Ryou's example and mops up Usagi* ]
ph33r my rod: (( XDDDD ))
ph33r my rod: (( *flail* >D *responds* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD! A puddle of mun. Yay, this sets the scene for Yami and Malik's encounter. :D ]
ph33r my rod: (( :D Yay. ))
ph33r my rod: (( ...though I think the beginning would be slightly different than how we started last night, what with Yami being emo and all. :x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ *scrunches nose* True... Since he'd probably be cursing at Siegfried, rather than declaring undying love. XD;; ]
ph33r my rod: (( Yeah, most likely. :x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Soo, redo? ]
ph33r my rod: (( Yep. <3 ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ 'Kay. ^^ Would you mind if this is in chatspeak? I've been lapsing to and from consciousness for a while now, haha, so I don't think my sentence-forming skills are quite up to par. ]
ph33r my rod: (( Okay, s'no problem. :3 ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ That is, I'm afraid of falling asleep on the keyboard mid-sentence. XD;; ]
ph33r my rod: (( ... @_@ Ouch. XD ))
ph33r my rod: (( It'll go a lot quicker than novel format too. :x;; ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ *nods* Yup. I won't go off on any '15 minute' things either, this time! xD;; Both roomies are home safe and sound. ]
ph33r my rod: (( Hokay. :x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ 'Kay, so I guess we start off with Malik coming over again? ]
ph33r my rod: (( Yep. :x ))
ph33r my rod: *sits on motorbike in front of game shop* ... *gets off and slowly walks to the door before knocking*
Egyptian Hot Rod: *idly wiping the Game Shop counter in an attempt to take his mind off of Siegfried* ... *glances up at the knock* ...Could it be...him? *walks over to the door, then opens it, chewing on his bottom lip all the while*
ph33r my rod: ... *stands there, hands in pockets* ...hey.
Egyptian Hot Rod: *face falls in disappointment for a moment, then brightens* Malik... I haven't seen you in a long time.
ph33r my rod: *somewhat forced smile, nods* ...yeah, it has been a while.
ph33r my rod: Um... *shifts awkwardly* ...I need to talk to you about something. Mind if I come in...?
Egyptian Hot Rod: *shakes head quickly* No, no, come inside. *shifts to the side to allow Malik some space*
ph33r my rod: *small smile, then steps inside* ...I think we're gonna need to sit down. *looks down at floor*
Egyptian Hot Rod: ...oh... *tries not to frown* Right... um... the couch. *motions towards it* It's clean now, so...you don't really need to worry where you step, or sit, for that matter.
ph33r my rod: ... *nods and sits down* Um... *bites lip and twiddles thumbs a bit*
Egyptian Hot Rod: *sits down beside Malik* ... *gaze flits over Malik's expression* ...Is something wrong...?
ph33r my rod: *glances over at him, but not looking directly in the eyes* ...yo've heard about this ceremony to cure Ryou of his illness, I know. And that... the gods Ra, Obelisk, and Osiris need to be summoned... right?
Egyptian Hot Rod: ...Bakura said something about summoning gods, but... what do they have anything to do with curing Ryou?
ph33r my rod: ...I don't really know all of the details myself, but... Ryou had this dream about them, sort of, and... they were helping. Like... fighting the disease. So... as far as I know, it's taking a stab in the dark... We talked to Seth, and he agreed to help perform the ceremony... but there's something else about that.
ph33r my rod: In order to be summoned, the gods need vessels, and people to donate their energy so they can be summoned... Kaiba's one of the vessels, your other self is another, and... I'm the last one. *looks down at the floor again*
Egyptian Hot Rod: ...and...what, exactly, does being a vessel entail? It's just... transfering energy, right? Taking energy and using it...? Nothing - Nothing else behind it?
ph33r my rod: ...well, yeah, pretty much, and allowing the gods to control our bodies, I think, but... *bites lip* The amount of energy needed... everyone who's involved could... *takes a deep breath* ...there's a possibility that the amount of energy taken from us could be enough to... we... might not make it out alive.
Egyptian Hot Rod: ... *stares blankly at Malik for several moments* ... *echoes hollowly* ...might not make it out alive?
ph33r my rod: ...of course, I have this nagging suspicion in the back of my mind that everything will work out, and Ryou will be cured and everything will be fine, but... there's still the chance that... something could go wrong and... we all die from it. *squeezes eyes shut*
ph33r my rod: I... I have to take this chance, it's our last chance to save Ryou, but... I'm so scared... *hands are trembling a little*
Egyptian Hot Rod: ...all for Ryou. You... You're risking your life for Ryou. ...You're risking your Ra-damn life for Ryou AGAIN...! Malik... What... What are you thinking? Are you even thinking?! Why the hell are you... again...for him!
ph33r my rod: I... *doubles over in his seat a little, shaking a bit more violently now* I promised him I'd... I'd save him. I... I don't want him to die, Yami... *voice trails off, unable to say anything else due to throat constricting* ...
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Darn... Malik is making it so hard for me to keep Yami angry and bitchy. XD ]

Malik, you - *falters for a moment* You've said that every single time you went off and risked your life for him-! *strengthens his resolve and looks away, trying his best to ignore Malik's current state* You don't want him to die, but I don't want you to die trying to save him!

ph33r my rod: (( *cackles* >D ))

*looks up at him, tears are in his eyes* Yami, if... if it were you in Ryou's position instead of him, I'd... I'd do the same thing!

Egyptian Hot Rod: *glaring resolutely at the wall* But I wouldn't want you to do that! I don't care if I die; I wouldn't want to take you, or anyone else, with me in the process! *hands clench* How selfish is it to ask so many people to risk their lives to save only one?
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Good thing Yami doesn't know about Yuugi's decision. XD ]
ph33r my rod: (( @___@ ))
ph33r my rod: *frowns, openly crying and not caring if he is or not* ...would you do it if it were Siegfried in Ryou's position? Or even... even if it were me...?
ph33r my rod: (( *pours salt in open wounds* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ You are a terrible, terrible person. XD ]

*hesitates* I... *voice softens* I suppose that's the difference between us, then, Malik. There might have been a time when I would have willingly given everything for Siegfried. Everything and everyone and I doubt I'd regret it. But... *gaze hardens* But not now. I would never consider giving my life for someone who doesn't give a damn about me. *turns to stare at Malik* I wouldn't want to hurt the person I leave behind.

[ *fizzle* ]

ph33r my rod: (( I'm like... almost in tears here. ;; ))

... *just sits there and looks at the floor, not even bothering to wipe his eyes or anything* ...I... I have to do this, Yami. I
want to do this. It... it'll work... I know it will... *closes eyes*
Egyptian Hot Rod: ...You know what you have to lose, and yet you're still willing to do it? Throw away your life for false hopes? Throw away your sister, your other self, ...me..., people who love you for Ryou? *nails bite into the palm of his hand* Tell me this, Malik... Does he even love you? Truly love you, like you love him?
ph33r my rod: ... *sits and thinks about this* I... I don't know... he's... he says he does, but... he's divided between me and his yami... the same way I was, between him and... you. I... *buries face in hands* I just don't know...
Egyptian Hot Rod: The same way? *humorless smile* Malik... you were never divided between me and Ryou. The choice had been obvious from the beginning between who it was that you loved as a friend, and who it was you loved beyond life itself. You would be lying if you tried to say otherwise.
ph33r my rod: ...you're right... *sighs* Gods, I... I just don't know what to do anymore. I don't want to leave you and Isis and other me behind, but... I don't want Ryou to leave me behind either...
ph33r my rod: (( brb ))

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Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Kay. *kicks dysfunctional a/m* ]
ph33r my rod: (( HOLY MOTHER OF HORUS, THAT BUG WAS FUCKING HUGE. ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Meeep. Bug? ]
Egyptian Hot Rod: And Ryou holds precedence over us all. ... *bitterly turns away* ...Do you know how hard it is to restrain myself from asking you to choose? I want to know, I honestly do, if you would stay if I asked you to. But I already know the answer. And much as I love hurting myself, I can't bring myself to act so selfishly.
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Fwee... I've been listening to Frente's Bizarre Love Triangle for the past hour now. XD;; ]
ph33r my rod: (( Yes. I was about to go and get something to eat, but then I see this BLOODY HUGE WATER BUG crawling up my bedspread. I'm talking like THREE DAMN INCHES LONG. And like... T_____T I pulled out my mattress and waited until it crawled between there and my wall, and slammed the mattress back into it. >____< ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Gaahhh...! x___x It's squished between your mattress and the wall now? ]
ph33r my rod: (( ... >> I hope it is. It damn well better be, because if I pull the mattress back out and it doesn't drop down back behind my bed, I swear I'm gonna scream. ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Ahh... I'd be freaked if I had a 3-inch bug corpse stuck beneath my bed. x.x Gives 'don't let the bed bugs bite' a new meaning. ]
ph33r my rod: (( X___X... God, I hate bugs. >___< Anyway... yeah, I'll brb. Though I may have lost my appetite now... >_>;; ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ *pets Usagi* ;.; 'Kay. ]
ph33r my rod: (( Back. Ugh, now I'm being all paranoid and looking around every room to see if there are any more of those... x___x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Meep... Hopefully there aren't. x___x I hate bugs so much... *sympathy goes out to Usagi* ]
ph33r my rod: (( ;____; *cling* Annnyway... now I gotta actually read your last post... ^^; ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD I actually hadn't meant to send it yet, since I was still tweaking it, but my pinky slipped and I pressed enter. S'ohwell. ]
ph33r my rod: (( Ahhh. :x If you wanna tweak it s'more, then go ahead. XD ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ S'okay, I'll just leave it as is. ...and have you noticed our habit of adding s' to the beginning of some words? XD ]
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD Yes. Is it laziness or just being dumb? ...or some weird combination of both? ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XDD Knowing us... ]
ph33r my rod: (( 8D;;; ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Yeah. I'll just leave it at that. XD ]
ph33r my rod: (( *cackles* XD *writes up her post now* >>; <<; ))
ph33r my rod: ... *reaches over and loops his arms around Yami's waist, burying his face in his shoulder (and still crying some, for the record)* ...I'm sorry, Yami... I don't want to hurt you... I never want to hurt you... but... I already told Ryou I'd go through with it. I... I can't go back on my word.
ph33r my rod: (( *poketh* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Sorry. XD;; Been writing something up for my friend. ]
ph33r my rod: (( XD S'okay. Just making sure you were still alive. :x ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD *sniffles* Because my tendency to drop dead is so much greater than everybody else. ]
ph33r my rod: (( It's about on par with Ryou's. :x *shot* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD! ...aw, man... That's badbadbad. I should fly over to Texas and see if I can break out a smexy inmate and call him my Yami. ]
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD *ded* ))
ph33r my rod: (( OH MY GOD IT'S STILL ALIVE. ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ THE BUG?? ]\
ph33r my rod: (( YES. ))\
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ GAHHH. x.x ]
ph33r my rod: (( I smashed it with my shoe. Excuse me while I go hurl now BECAUSE OF BUG GUTS ALL OVER THE BOTTOM OF IT. >_< ))
ph33r my rod: (( ...I was almost serious there for a minute. X___X ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ ...Waaah... That's...disgusting. The bug...ew... *twitches* ]
ph33r my rod: (( ...yes. x____x ))
ph33r my rod: (( But it's dead now, so yay. >___< ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Yeah... your poor shoe... ]
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Aye... I should be going right after I finish this post. Work schedule got switched around, so now I have to wake up even earlier. x.x ]
ph33r my rod: (( Aaaa... ;____; Okay. T___T I can try and be up earlier tomorrow so we can continue? .___. ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Aw... hopefully! x.x Before the angst ceremony starts, I guess? ]
ph33r my rod: (( Mmhmm. I forgot when Dez was planning on starting, I think she said 7:30-8:00ish. ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Yup. :D Seth has to say some fancy schmancy stuff, and...yeah. I'll probably wing it with him and have him pull a Ryou when I feel about ready to pass out myself. ]
ph33r my rod: (( ... XD *ded* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Anywaay... here's my post. ^^ ]

*clenches his eyes shut* I know you wouldn't go out of your way to hurt me. *But you still do, and that's when it hurts most.* ...If you're so keen on keeping your word, promise me you'll make it out of this in one piece.

ph33r my rod: (( *writes up a quickie reaaaal fast* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XDD ]
ph33r my rod: ... *nods* I promise. And... if I don't, then... I give you permission to resurrect me with the Millennium Ding Dong and then kill me yourself.
ph33r my rod: (( *shot* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ ...*shoots* ]
ph33r my rod: (( *cackles* >D *wasn't really serious, but it was just ASKING to be done* ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ XD I knowww... Aww... I miss our Ding Dong days... ]
ph33r my rod: (( Yeeesss... XD ))
Egyptian Hot Rod: [ Buut, yes, I should go nap now. :3 See ya later! <3 ]
ph33r my rod: (( Mmmkay, byebye~ <3 ))
Egyptian Hot Rod signed off at 1:23:47 AM.