ph33r my rod: Ahgdsjhgd;s.
Yami Sierra: *kicks AIM*
ph33r my rod: *kicks comp*
ph33r my rod: What were we talking about before my comp decided to freeze? D8
Yami Sierra: Penises. :x
ph33r my rod: Oh, right. 8D
ph33r my rod: Malik: I like my rod. 8D
Yami Sierra: Malik: I have my rod.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ...HEE.
Yami Sierra: Malik: What? Everyone does. >3
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... Everyone has your rod?
Yami Sierra: Malik: Has a rod.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh.
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... --;
ph33r my rod: Malik: Wait. Women don't have rods. Unless they're "special".
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... Isis' other self?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... ... ... OKAY, BAD MENTAL IMAGE. *clutches head and curls up in the fetal position*
Yami Sierra: Malik: *snicker* Sorry, other me.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ...my mind... my poor little mind...
Yami Sierra: Malik: PLEASE. *snort* It was like that before.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Yeah, though I had less mental scars before I pictured my sister with a rod. Ergh.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Our sister. >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... In fact, MY sister.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... *shudder*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Sister-stealer. *grumble*
ph33r my rod: Malik: ...sorry? ;;
Yami Sierra: Malik: Not that I care. >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: Y'know, she barely even talks to me anymore. Because she's been so busy with work and stuff. ._.
Yami Sierra: Malik: She works at a museum. It's not as though she has tons of paperwork to do and such, is it?
ph33r my rod: Malik: I mean that she spends most of her time up there. Because more work = more money. Or something. >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: *blink* You have a house that Kaiba paid for, though.
ph33r my rod: Malik: He only offered to help pay, that doesn't meen Isis took him up on the offer, even though she said she was going to. Damn independence. :|
Yami Sierra: Malik: Someone needs to knock some sense back into that woman. >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: Yes. >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... Or knock it up into her. *snicker*
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... Yeah, she needs to get laid. :|
Yami Sierra: Malik: I thought she did.
ph33r my rod: Malik: In an AU setting, yes.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Ah. Point. ...and wtf am I doing with a kitten?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... Uh.
Yami Sierra: Malik: It climbed onto the bed. And we were fucking.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Maybe it's a yaoi fan? *snerk*
Yami Sierra: Malik: *snerks back* Or maybe it's got your perverted mind.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Entirely possible.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Maybe you switched brains with a cat. That's probably why you're so damned dense.
ph33r my rod: Malik: *pout* ._.
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... I need a name for the cat.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Um.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Diabound sucks at coming up with names. ...hee, sucks.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... *snickersnort*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Well, he does. You'll see.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... I'll see that he sucks at coming up with names, or sucks in general? *blink*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Literally, he sucks.
ph33r my rod: Malik: .. Oi.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Damn good at it, too. *~*
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... Try him out. You'll see.
ph33r my rod: Malik: *eyebrow raise*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Stop giving me looks and do it. He's fucking good.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... *considers*
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... But mine. Oi.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Yeah, I was about to say. You don't want your twoo wuv going off and doing stuff to others, do you.
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... ... ... >> Do I detect some bitterness?
ph33r my rod: Malik: No, I'm just pissed because I'm still not getting sex. D:
Yami Sierra: Malik: Suuuure. I'd do something, but. Diabound would kick my ass.
ph33r my rod: Malik: And likely mine too. If he doesn't outright kill me, that is.
Yami Sierra: Malik: He won't kill you. *eyeroll*
ph33r my rod: Malik: Okay, then my ass will be owned, and not in the good way.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Isn't it owned by Ryou?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... I mean as in he would probably beat me within an inch of my life. :|
Yami Sierra: Malik: Not if you seduced him first. D:
ph33r my rod: Malik: And I would want to do that because?
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... Uh. Because he's the sexiest damn thing on the planet, maybe?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... I thought you said he wasn't sexy/
ph33r my rod: *.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Who, Diabound? Are you insane?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... My mun has a log of you saying that Diabound isn't sexy.
Yami Sierra: Malik: It's called denial, genius.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... ... ... Oh.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Yes, perceptive, aren't we? >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: .____.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Am kidding.
ph33r my rod: Malik: *pouts and curls up into a little ball*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Other me, don't be such a wimp.
ph33r my rod: Malik: >> ...
Yami Sierra: Malik: SEE.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Whaaaat? ._.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Sissssyyy.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Shutupshutupshutup.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Mature, did I mention.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ;;
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... Kitty has a naaaame.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Does it?
Yami Sierra: Malik: Itja, apparently.
ph33r my rod: Malik: O.o
Yami Sierra: Malik: Egyptian for 'thief', genius. He steals Diabound's things.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... *gigglesnort* A kitten thieving from a thief. That amuses me.
Yami Sierra: Malik: He doesn't have the heart to tell him no. *snerk*
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... Rather interesting, that.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Oh?
ph33r my rod: MaliK: Ha. I knew he was a big softy on the inside.
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... And, yet, you're convinced he's out to get you.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... You mean he's not?
Yami Sierra: Malik: With how much different he is these days, I doubt it.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... That is also interesting.
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... How?
ph33r my rod: Malik: I dunno. It just is?
Yami Sierra: Malik: I don't find it particularly intriguing.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... So he's basically turned into a softy.
Yami Sierra: Malik: He's no softy. Only when I'm around. He hates virtually everyone else.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh.
Yami Sierra: Malik: You know, in case that wasn't painfully obvious.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh, it was quite obvious. >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: Duh. >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: I wish I weren't so dense. D:
Yami Sierra: Malik: As do I. You sure did get the short end of the stick. No sex, intelligence, or... hair. *snickersnort*
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... ;; I suck.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Damnit, and sex was the one thing I had going for me, too. *pout*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Aw, other me, don't sound like such a prude. I still heart you.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... I can't be a prude if I'm not getting any sex in the first place. *blink*
Yami Sierra: Malik: I said you sound like a prude.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh. ._.
Yami Sierra: Malik: See? --;
ph33r my rod: Malik: *sulk*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Maybe you should go to school.
ph33r my rod: Malik: But you said that school wouldn't help me get less dense. D:
Yami Sierra: Malik: It may help. We're only sixteen, after all; you can't be THAT stupid.
Yami Sierra: Malik: ... Or can you? >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: Apparently I can. .__.
Yami Sierra: Malik: *rolls eyes* This must be fixed.
ph33r my rod: Malik: How? >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: SOMEHOW. You're an idiot!
ph33r my rod: Malik: I knew that. ;;
Yami Sierra: Malik: So let's fix it.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Right, let's get to fixing my blatant idiocy. --;
Yami Sierra: Malik: See? You're being all negative again. Isn't that my job?
ph33r my rod: Malik: I think you're rubbing off on me. >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: Hey. >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: Hey, you just said that you were the supposed to be the negative one.
Yami Sierra: Malik: You're being all negative, stfu.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Would you rather I be prancing with the other fairies? --;
Yami Sierra: Malik: ...that sounds distinctly familiar.
ph33r my rod: Malik: *blink*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Fairies, ne?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... Uh.
Yami Sierra: Malik: *snerksnerk*
ph33r my rod: Malik: --;;
Yami Sierra: Malik: OH NO WANGST.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Eh? O.o
Yami Sierra: Malik Diabound and I are wangsting. D:
ph33r my rod: Malik: Who didn't see that one coming?
Yami Sierra: Malik: We don't usually wangst. That's your job, Wangstshipper. *snerk*
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... D: Stfu.
Yami Sierra: Malik: *Citronshipper* >D
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... ... ... *Wangstshipper?* >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: *snicker* Citron > Wangstshipping today, unfortunately.
ph33r my rod: Malik: At least I'm seme. *snerk*
Yami Sierra: Malik: Oh, you'd be surprised. ...and you uked to me.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Yes, but I also seme'd you.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Plus, you're seme to a sissy and an ex-pharaoh.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ...stfu. >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: *snerk* Try being seme to a bloodthirsty thief, and then tell me.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Point. :|
Yami Sierra: Malik: And I don't know any bloodthirsty thieves beside Diabound. >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... Bakura's a thief. But as far as I know he's not bloodthirsty. ... Anymore.
Yami Sierra: Malik: ...ooh. Get him, tiger.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... >____>
Yami Sierra: Malik: >D?
ph33r my rod: Malik: I happen to like the pansies, kthx.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Aw, but Bakura's sexy.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh, there's no denying that.
Yami Sierra: Malik: So DO it.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ...what are we talking about again?
Yami Sierra: Malik: Screwing Bakura.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh. ... ... ... No. >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: ...but...
ph33r my rod: Malik: But? >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: Do it for... the team?
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... What team?
Yami Sierra: Malik: Little!Malik.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... *blink blink* Oh, right. That was what I named my rod a long time ago, wasn't it? >>
Yami Sierra: Malik: Yeah. But, I remember, because I retain a mind.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Which is apparently a big problem for me. --;
Yami Sierra: Malik: It's bigger than your ego.
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... That must be pretty big.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Too big to fit out the door, incidentally.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh joy. :|
Yami Sierra: Malik: Sarcasm is the lowest form of huuumor.
ph33r my rod: Malik: So what does that say about you? Since you use it so much, and all.
Yami Sierra: Malik: *blink* Oh, sure. I'm sarcastic.
ph33r my rod: Malik: See? There you go.
Yami Sierra: Malik: That wasn't sarcasm. Ignoring the fact my username has irony in it, of course.
ph33r my rod: Malik: Oh. --;
Yami Sierra: Malik: There you go.
ph33r my rod: Malik: What? ._.
Yami Sierra: Malik: Sarcasm. >>
ph33r my rod: Malik: ... *sulk*
Yami Sierra: Malik: See? Jeez.