Omega19x: *Malik and Ryou are in the kitchen, when the hear the cats running through the house after each other. It is cute... until they realize that Zahra is pouncing on the millennium rod, and that through no fault of the cat's own, it goes flying, and gets jammed in the VCR!
ph33r my rod: *ack!*
ph33r my rod: *hears something quite odd and walks into the living room* "...aw, crap."
Omega19x: Ryou looked up. "Wh..What the... what?"
Omega19x: Zahra, of course, runs and hides under the couch.
ph33r my rod: *looking at the Rod, which has decided to violate the VCR* "How the hell did..." *blink blink*
Omega19x: (dude... its a new genre of porn)
Omega19x: *blink* "...um..."
ph33r my rod: *pokes at the Rod* "I think our VCR's broken."
Omega19x: "... Can you get it out?"
ph33r my rod: "I can try..." *grabs the Rod and tries to pull it out*
Omega19x: Malik tries to yank his rod out of the VCR, and suddenly, it starts to glow. Ryou and Malik blink, and find themselves... inside the TV!!!
ph33r my rod: *bliiiiiiink* "What."
Omega19x: Ryou looked around. They were in a strange digital like space, with lots of boxes floating around.
Omega19x: *blink blink blink* "... wh..what just happened?"
ph33r my rod: "... I have no clue." *looks around*
Omega19x: There were boxes everywhere, and they all looked like different cubical television sets.
ph33r my rod: "This is..." *blink* "Wait. Item stuck in VCR... item started glowing... holy shit. We're in the TV."
Omega19x: "... in the... TV?"
Omega19x: A box whizzed by them. There was an anchorman inside, talking about the weather in Domino City. Oh good, it would be sunny tomorrow.
ph33r my rod: "...yeaaaaah." *blinks at the box*
Omega19x: "... then... all these are... are channels?"
ph33r my rod: "I think so." *looks around* "I didn't know we got so many channels."
ph33r my rod: (( This sooo reminds me of that Gex 64 video game XD ))
Omega19x: "... We have satellite. I... I like the foreign channels... remember?"
ph33r my rod: "Oh yeah..."
Omega19x: "... h...how do we get out?"
ph33r my rod: "Probably not the same way we came in." *doesn't have the Rod*
Omega19x: Suddenly, one of the boxes flew toward them, snatching them up inside it!
ph33r my rod: *eep!*
Omega19x: They fell onto a large field. "... th... I think I know this show... It's Large House on the Grasslands..."
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD ))
ph33r my rod: "Is this that one that's set back in like, the 1800s or something?"
Omega19x: Ryou nodded. "It's sort of a boring show..."
Omega19x: A very plain, very boring girl runs through the field. "Come on, where have you been? We're going to go watch the grass grow for the next five hours!"
ph33r my rod: *blink blink* "... They didn't have much to to back then, did they?"
Omega19x: It was then that Ryou noticed he was wearing strange 'prarie-like' clothes.
Omega19x: "... well, there was that sad episode where their dog passed away..."
ph33r my rod: "What's with the clothes...?" *looks down at himself* "Ew. Overalls."
Omega19x: "... let's find another channel."
ph33r my rod: "Yes, please."
ph33r my rod: (( "This sucks. Change it. Huhuhu." ))
Omega19x: Ryou walks back a few steps, and actually goes out of the frame. And into a new channel!
ph33r my rod: *follows*
Omega19x: Ryou and Malik fall onto a big couch. There are music videos playing on the television in front of them. It's Avis and Ass-face...
ph33r my rod: (( XDDDD ))
ph33r my rod: *looks around* "... This wouldn't suck so much if they weren't playing sucky rap videos." *picks up remote, changes channel*
Omega19x: "... wh.. why do I suddenly want to... to call you... things like rod-face and rod-munch. What's a rod-munch?"
ph33r my rod: "...heh, you said rod."
Omega19x: "heh... huh... huh. I did... Hey, that dragon's stoned."
ph33r my rod: "And horny. Heheheh."
ph33r my rod: "Let's like, go get some nachos or something."
Omega19x: "... Malik... we need to get out of here... I... I feel like putting my shirt over my head, running around, and calling myself the Great Peaholio."
ph33r my rod: "... Yeah, this sucks."
Omega19x: "... heh... you said sucks... Through the TV!"
ph33r my rod: *meep*
Omega19x: (you pick one next!)
ph33r my rod: (( *thinks* ))
ph33r my rod: *Ryou and Malik find themself in a room with a large audience. They're sitting across from a familiar talk show host, Reggie Philling. They're on a special couples edition of Who's Trying to Be a Thousand-aire!*
ph33r my rod: *blink blink*
Omega19x: *blink* "... Game Show Network..."
ph33r my rod: (( *tries to restrain inner game show nerd* ))
ph33r my rod: "Annnd now we've got two new players in the Cold Seat, so let's see them try to be a thousand-aire!" *cue light things*
ph33r my rod: *whispers to Ryou* "...how are we supposed to get out of this?"
Omega19x: "... th..that music is nervewracking enough to make you forget even the simplest trivia..."
ph33r my rod: *nodnodnod* *meep*
Omega19x: *gulps*
ph33r my rod: "For ten dollars~ How many toes does the normal human have? A - 5, B - 10, C - 20, D - 100?"
ph33r my rod: (( *pulls questions out of nose* ))
ph33r my rod: *whisper* "...we gotta get something wrong, then we can leave and find a way out of here."
Omega19x: *blink* "... ten... no twenty... wait. Get it wrong?"
ph33r my rod: "Uh huh... might make us look stupid, but we need to get out of here..."
Omega19x: "okay... Twenty then... final answer."
Omega19x: *nods to Malik*
ph33r my rod: "...well, I dunno what planet you two are from, but here, most people have ten toes. I'm sorry, you leave with nothing." *lights go up*
Omega19x: "Come on... let's get out of here..."
ph33r my rod: *nods and gets up, totally embarrassed at having to fail at that*
Omega19x: *very embarrassed*
ph33r my rod: *leads Ryou out as fast as possible... and into another channel*
Omega19x: And welcome, chicks and gents, to WWQ Raw!!! On tonight's main event, we see the Bishinator taking on the Ra, the tenth wonder of the world!"
ph33r my rod: *blink blink blink*
Omega19x: *blink* "... why am I wearing white spandex?"
ph33r my rod: "...same reason I'm wearing a gold speedo, I bet." *bliiiink*
Omega19x: *blush*
Omega19x: "Let's go down to Lills Mane in the ring!"
Referee: "Let's get it on!!"
ph33r my rod: *looks at Ryou* "...we're on the wrestling channel?" *blink*
Omega19x: "Maybe it's one of those... free previews on... on pay per view!"
ph33r my rod: "Right, so it should be over before long." *looks around, hearing the audience start to boo* "Uhm... maybe we should do something."
Omega19x: "Um..." Ryou looks around. *EEEK!!*
Omega19x: And here comes Rock Hot Steve Boston with a steel chair, into the arena! He's sick and tired of sissy pretty boys in the ring! And the crowd goes wild!!
ph33r my rod: "... ...shit."
Omega19x: "Run!!"
ph33r my rod: *meep* *runs over to Ryou, lifts him up onto his shoulder, and hops out of the ring*
Omega19x: *just holds on*
Omega19x: "... There's a lot of violence on TV!"
ph33r my rod: "Yeah, and we should probably stay out of it!" *just runs*
Omega19x: *out of the arena, and into a new channel!*
ph33r my rod: *It looks like a giant kitchen split into two halves. Ryou and Malik are in one, and some guy in a shiny chef uniform's in the other, and there's a big tank of squid up at the front of the room!*
Omega19x: *blink* "... oh! I love this show!"
ph33r my rod: "...well, at least it's something not violent."
ph33r my rod: *a gong is banged, and apparently it's time to chop up some live squid*
Omega19x: "... isn't that... Steel Chef Chinese we're cooking against? Oh... I... I wish I could get his autograph!"
Omega19x: "... wait... we're cooking against Steel Chef Chinese?!"
ph33r my rod: "... ...aw, crap. We're gonna get owned."
ph33r my rod: *runs up to the front with Ryou anyway, looking into the tank* "...ew."
Omega19x: "... um... I can make squid puffs!"
ph33r my rod: *reaches in and grabs a squid, which promptly wraps its tentacles around his arm* "Ack."
Omega19x: "Let's see... and Squid Stuffed with Spinach and Ricotta Cheese, Squid Salad a la Binh, maybe marinated Squid with Onion Soup..."
Omega19x: "Coconut Squid kabobs might be good for an appetizer..."
Omega19x: (heh, Ryou would probably do well on this show)
ph33r my rod: (( Oh yes. :X Even with Malik helping him. ;D ))
Omega19x: (rofl)
ph33r my rod: *shakes the squid off his arm and into the basket* "So we gotta cook this stuff? Bleeh."
Omega19x: "... we... should probably try to find a way out of here, though..." Ryou made a mental note to make squid puffs later.
ph33r my rod: "Yeaaah. Uhhh." *looks around*
ph33r my rod: *all of the cameras are focused on the Steel Chef's side* "Think we can sneak out when they're not looking?"
Omega19x: If Ryou had his way, he'd stay and beat the Steel Chef Chinese, but he knew he had to get out of the TV somehow.
Omega19x: "okay...":
ph33r my rod: *drops the basket of squid and grabs Ryou's hand, running out one of the side exits*
Omega19x: *cute pout as he's dragged out*
ph33r my rod: (( Awww~ ))
ph33r my rod: "We can have our own Steel Chef battle when we get home?"
Omega19x: Ryou would answer that, but suddenly, they found themselves in another show. There was a policeman questioning them about a murder!
ph33r my rod: *meep*
Omega19x: *gulp* "... I... I think we're in Crime and Disorder..."
Omega19x: "Where were you on the night of September 12th?"
ph33r my rod: "Uhh... in the hospital."
Omega19x: "... I... I don't remember..."
Omega19x: (were we?)
ph33r my rod: (( Yeah, it was after the tainted puffs. ))
Omega19x: (dude!)
Omega19x: "What do you know about the 'Tainted Puffs?'
ph33r my rod: "...they tasted alright, but they made us sick afterward?" *blink*
Omega19x: "I didn't do anything and neither did other me!"
Omega19x: "do you have any enemies, who would want to poison you?"
ph33r my rod: "Uhhhh... well, one of our friends brought them, but I know he wouldn't wanna poison us..."
Omega19x: "I see. The 'baking powder' was traced back to the home of a Jonouchi Katsuya.. Is he a friend of yours?"
ph33r my rod: *nods*
Omega19x: "... he didn't do anything... None of us did anything..."
ph33r my rod: *headshake* "Maybe it was just bad ingredients or something..."
Omega19x: "you sound awfully suspicious, young man. Are you sure there's nothing else you want to say to us?"
Omega19x: "No!"
Omega19x: *wibble*
ph33r my rod: "We didn't do anything. Nobody did anything."
Omega19x: "I don't like this show!"
ph33r my rod: "Let's get outta here." *looks for any kind of escape*
Omega19x: He grabs Malik and just runs...
ph33r my rod: *run run run*
Omega19x: *next channel!*
ph33r my rod: (( brb ))
Omega19x: (need food, so brb too.)
Omega19x is away at 6:32:04 PM.
Omega19x returned at 7:08:47 PM.
Omega19x: (back)
ph33r my rod: (( WB~ ))
ph33r my rod: (( *reading the log with Mahaado and Subaru* Heiroglyph font~! ))
Omega19x: (must see that.)
Omega19x: (your turn for a channel!)
ph33r my rod: (( *thinks* ))
ph33r my rod: *They're now in a channel where things look... very different. Most of their features are exaggerated, particularly their eyes, which are huge. Everything looks much brighter and more colorful than normal. Apparently they're in a cartoon about chibis...*
ph33r my rod: *blinks huge eyes*
Omega19x: *blink* "... this looks pretty safe..."
Omega19x: (what show?)
ph33r my rod: (( ...I dunno XD I just thought of something random. Uhhh... I guess its one of those kids' shows or something. ))
ph33r my rod: *watches a pink bunny hop by* "Safe, yes, but still pretty d... d... uhhh." *covers mouth* "I can't say d... yeah, this must be a kids' show or something."
Omega19x: "... oooh! Pink bunny! Pwetty!!!" *chibi Ryou runs after it*
ph33r my rod: *meep* *runs after him, trips and falls* "...owwww."
Omega19x: *looks back* "Malik fall down and get a booboo?"
ph33r my rod: *wibble* "Owww." *looks at his knee but there's no blood since there can't be blood in a kid's show zomg!11!!*
Omega19x: *poke*
ph33r my rod: *eep* "Ow ow ow."
Omega19x: "aww... Don't worry, Malik. Ryou make it all better!" he tries to kiss it, but apparently you can't do that in a kids show either.
Omega19x: "... um... well... I can poke it again?"
ph33r my rod: "Don't do that." *pout*
Omega19x: "As pwetty as pink bunny is, maybe we should go 'nother channel. I'm getting the urge to sing the ABC's. In Spanish...."
ph33r my rod: "Uh huh..." *gets up*
ph33r my rod: *holds Ryou's hand and follows a shiny rainbow out of the channel*
Omega19x: And they fall into a spooky woods.
Omega19x: With a pair of bright lights heading towards them.
ph33r my rod: "..." *eep*
Omega19x: Ryou jumps out of the way, pushing Malik with him, only to have a really big hippie van pull up beside them.
ph33r my rod: *blink blink blink* "Whaaaat."
Omega19x: "Zoinks! What're you all doin' out here when there are monsters hiding in the woods?"
"Oh, calm down, Raggy. They probably just want a Shooby-snack."
ph33r my rod: "Uh... hey." *weirded out*
Omega19x: "... We're in Shooby Doo..."
Omega19x: "oh Jeepers Creepers! There's old man Jenkins' ghost!"

ph33r my rod: "...ghost?" *looks around*
Omega19x: "... um... that's not old man Jenkin's ghost... I think that's my sister..."
Omega19x: "oh..."
ph33r my rod: *blink blink* "Amane's here?"
Omega19x: "Then you're old-man Jenkins in disguise!"
Omega19x: And he's had too much pot!
ph33r my rod: "...uhhh, no. I think you guys have had too many... uh. Shooby Snacks, or whatever you called 'em, 'cause neither of us is this Jenkins guy."
Omega19x: "... time to change channels before they want to pull off our heads."
ph33r my rod: *nods and starts running, pulling Ryou with him*
Omega19x: to the next channel!!
ph33r my rod: (( brb ))
ph33r my rod: *Everything in the next channel is in black and white.* "... Uhhhh." *looks at self*
ph33r my rod: *suddenly gets a pie in the face*
Omega19x: Ryou laughs! "It's the three snooges!"
ph33r my rod: *wipes whipped cream off his face* "...oh, yay."
Omega19x: *giggles*
ph33r my rod: *slips and falls on some of the cream that fell on the floor* "Meep! Ow... hooray for slapstick comedy."
ph33r my rod: *picks himself up* "We gotta find a way to get out of the TV..."
Omega19x: "... you're right... Let's see... I think we're on channel 268..." *gets hit with a pie from behind*
Omega19x: *EEP!*'
ph33r my rod: *flail* "Uhh... any ideas on how we can actually get back? If we could get back to that place with the boxes, it might be better than just hanging out in a channel..."
ph33r my rod: "Maybe if we wait until a 'commercial break' or until the show ends, or something..."
Omega19x: "... I've got pie in my hair..."
ph33r my rod: *brushes some of it out of Ryou's hair*
Omega19x: "... and it's not even a good pie..."
ph33r my rod: "You'd probably prefer getting hit with cream puffs, huh?"
Omega19x: And of course, on cue, cream puffs are thrown.
ph33r my rod: *meep*
Omega19x: *gets pelted with cream puffs*
Omega19x: yuk yuk yuk!
Omega19x: "... w...what a waste of good puffs..."
ph33r my rod: "...yeaaaah. We'd better get out of here before something else happens, or at least hide. Death by Cream Puff would suck."
Omega19x: *runs out of that channel and into another one*
ph33r my rod: *run run*
Omega19x: "And today, we're selling from our latest line of blue and white striped shirts. Only the best blue and white striped shirts, straight from Aberstingy and Bitch. Only three easy payments of $29.95!"
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD ))
Omega19x: *blink blink* "... home shopping channel..."
ph33r my rod: "... And they're selling your favorite shirt." *blink*
Omega19x: "... for $90?"
Omega19x: "I... I bought this one for six."
ph33r my rod: *wrinkles nose* "The ones here are probably made crappy, too."
Omega19x: "... I like mine better."
Omega19x: *jumps through to next channel!*
ph33r my rod: *jumps*
ph33r my rod: (( *ponders* ...we're running out of channels to do XD ))
ph33r my rod: *They appear in what looks to be an operating room, with someone on a table being... operated on, I guess.*
Omega19x: (you haven't gone to TVGuide.com?)
ph33r my rod: "...oookay, must be Discovery Health."
Omega19x: "... at least it's not... me on the table this time?"
ph33r my rod: *nods and clings* "Yes. At least it's not that."
Omega19x: "... new channel... new channel..."
ph33r my rod: *hops to next channel*
Omega19x: "And next, on LieBusters, we're going to experiment with whether a static spark is enough to make you blow up when filling your gas tank!"
ph33r my rod: "... What the."
ph33r my rod: (( brb again >> ))
ph33r my rod: *shakes head* "I dunno how many times I've shocked myself on my motorbike while filling it up. That blow-up thign is a myth."
Omega19x: "And to help us test it out, we have these two volunteers!"
Omega19x: "... oh no you don't..."
ph33r my rod: *blink blink* "Yeaaaah, no thanks."
Omega19x: "... yeah... maybe... another time... Sometime closer to... never."
ph33r my rod: *next channel, kthx*
ph33r my rod: *They now find themselves looking very much like a pair of penguins. It's Animal Planet~*
ph33r my rod: *Narrator's voice comes from seemingly nowhere: "Homosexuality has been observed in many animals, such as these penguins."*
ph33r my rod: *...blink*
Omega19x: *blush*
ph33r my rod: *flaps penguin arms* *flail*
Omega19x: *waddle*
Omega19x: "hey look... an iceberrr...." *Penguin!Ryou slips and slides all the way down the sheet of ice, into the water.*
ph33r my rod: *eep!* *dives after him*
ph33r my rod: *and into the next channel, I guess*
Omega19x: *its that or the ocean!*
ph33r my rod: *next channel, then!*
Omega19x: *and speaking of the ocean...*
Omega19x: Ryou and Malik suddenly find themselves as Merbishies!
ph33r my rod: *blink blink* "Woah... this is actually pretty cool."
ph33r my rod: *swims*
Omega19x: And music plays in the background. "darling its better, down where it's wetter, naturally-y-y-y-y!"
Omega19x: "I think this is the Disney Channel..."
ph33r my rod: "Well, at least it's something tame. And it's better than being a penguin."
Omega19x: *swims happily to the surface of the ocean and looks out*
ph33r my rod: *swimswimswim!*
Omega19x: "... um... Malik..." *blush* "Is it just me... or does that castle tower look like... um... well... um... you know..."
ph33r my rod: "..." *blink* *blush* *idle cough* "Uhhhh."
Omega19x: *just goes back under the water*
ph33r my rod: *ditto*
Omega19x: "... maybe it is really better down where its wetter."
ph33r my rod: "Yeah, maybe. At least for merpeople." *cough* "Less phallic objects."
Omega19x: "The Little Merbishie was always one of my favorite movies..."
ph33r my rod: "So this isn't so bad, huh?"
Omega19x: "... until that part where the sea witch comes... I didn't like that part..."
ph33r my rod: "...uh huh. That would kinda suck."
Omega19x: "... we need to find a way out of this tv..."
ph33r my rod: "Yeah... um." *looks around*
Omega19x: "... just so long as we don't end up in a SpongePete RoundShirt cartoon..."
ph33r my rod: "Or worse. Like... porn, or something." *meep*
Omega19x: *blush*
Omega19x: or rather *mer-blush*
ph33r my rod: (( XD ))
Omega19x: (wow, and the rain rain rain goes down down down)
ph33r my rod: (( *watching weather channel* Was wondering if that'd hit yet. 8| ))
Omega19x: (it has here)
ph33r my rod: (( It's still quite a way away from us. ))
ph33r my rod: (( *so running out of channels* ... *consults TVguide.com* ))
Omega19x: (lol)
ph33r my rod: *randomly, the channel changes again, and they find themselves in a Spanish soap opera* *blink blink*
ph33r my rod: *subtitles are flying all over the place: "But you're the father of my child, you have to marry meee!"*
ph33r my rod: "Whaaat the hell."
Omega19x: *jumps as a subtitle runs under him*
Omega19x: *eep* "those things are dangerous!"
Omega19x: "... I'd hate to find credits..."
ph33r my rod: *gets pelted with a random upside-down question mark* "Bzuh?!"
Omega19x: "... I don't think I like being attaked by random graphic elements..."
ph33r my rod: *rubs forehead* "No, I don't either."
Omega19x: "next channel."
Omega19x: *and they jump right in the middle of a large stage. It's a music video!*
Omega19x: "... Is... is that Yura-Sama on drums?"
Omega19x: (dude, I typed 'drugs' first)
ph33r my rod: (( *DIES* ))
Omega19x: Ryou looked down and realized he was wearing a yellow dress.
ph33r my rod: *looking very much like a fish* "...woah." *spaz*
ph33r my rod: "We're in a concert now, holy crap. How many channels do we get?"
ph33r my rod: (( Hello, rain. ))
Omega19x: "um... 2061... but most of them are blank."
ph33r my rod: *blink* "Really really hope we don't have to go through all of them before we can get out of here."
ph33r my rod: (( *meep* x.x ))
Omega19x: "... maybe if we got to a TV guide... that's kind of like... in between the channels."
ph33r my rod: "Yeah, that might help, but it'd be more useful if we could control where we went..."
Omega19x: "or where we didn't go..."
ph33r my rod: *nodnod* "That too."
Omega19x: "I... I'd like to stay out of the horror movie channels, if that's all right..."
ph33r my rod: "Ohhh yeah. We gotta live enough of those outside of the TV..."
Omega19x: "... and Modzilla is playing tonight on channel 538... I do not want to be stomped."
ph33r my rod: "No no no. No way. Uhm..." *watches a mosh pit form* "Any ideas on how to get to the TV guide channel?"
Omega19x: "It's kind of not a channel... you press a guide button on the remote and it appears on top of the channel."
Omega19x: *looks up* "maybe that's it. On.. on top!"
ph33r my rod: "...what, so we gotta jump up?"
Omega19x: "I think so..."
Omega19x: *looked up, and saw images of the guide.* "we've... we've just been jumping from side to side... and that sent us to different channels."
ph33r my rod: "Oh, okay... that makes sense." *jumps up*
Omega19x: Ryou jumped, trying to reach up there. "... ugh... I can't quite reach!"
Omega19x: He looked down at the pink heels that matched his pink hair. "... I can hardly stand in these shoes..."
ph33r my rod: "... Let's try this." *raises up his bass and jumps, giving extra reach*
Omega19x: Ryou tries the same thing, and soon they're actually back into that space between the channels.
ph33r my rod: *whew* "Oh, man..."
Omega19x: "but how do we get back through the tv again?"
ph33r my rod: "Um... I dunno." *wilt* "We got in here because of the Rod..."
Omega19x: "maybe it's still sticking in the hole, and we can grab it... and use it... to get out again?"
ph33r my rod: *nodnod* *looks around for any signs of the Rod*
Omega19x: *look look look*
ph33r my rod: *finally sees something gold and shiny poking into the area a short distance away* "There!"
Omega19x: And they run towards it!
ph33r my rod: *run run run*
Omega19x: *grab*
ph33r my rod: *grab*
ph33r my rod: *it starts glowing again, and soon they find themselves spat back into their living room*
Omega19x: Zahra and Aisha are mewing and pawing at their humans. Apparently Malik and Ryou have been on the floor a long time.
ph33r my rod: *groan*
Omega19x: *moan*
Omega19x: *mew?*
ph33r my rod: *pushes self up* "Guh... that sucked..."
Omega19x: "... ow... my head hurts..."
Omega19x: The rod was no longer stuck in teh VCR, but it looiked like it had blown a small fuse.
ph33r my rod: "... ... Note to self: cat-proof the Rod, have the VCR repaired."
Omega19x: (lol)
ph33r my rod: *turns to Ryou* "Are you okay?"
Omega19x: "I think so..."
ph33r my rod: "...it's probably best that we stay away from the VCR for a few days. Until we get it fixed."
Omega19x: "... yeah...."
ph33r my rod: *sigh* "That was oddly tiring, though." *reaches over to pet Aisha, who's still weirded out*
Omega19x: (and I'm gonna pull a Ryou)
ph33r my rod: (( Kay, night :X ))