Omega19x: So Malik and Ryou approach a drawbridge
with a creature standing upon it. Their enemy looked like
a cross between Diabound and a turtle.
ph33r my rod: Malik resisted the urge to laugh at the
enemy, he looked so... well, dumb.
Omega19x: And then he started throwing fireballs.
ph33r my rod: *meep*
Omega19x: "... eek!" Ryou ducked.
Omega19x: "... come on... we need to jump over him,
save the pharaoh, and figure out a way out of here..."
Ryou added, jumping into a convenient pit right in front
of the drawbridge.
ph33r my rod: (( ... Koopa like, jumps up and down,
doesn't he? ))
Omega19x: (yup!)
ph33r my rod: "...uh huh." Malik watched Thief King
Koopa as he continued to spit out fireballs. "Watch him
jump, Ryou... it looks like he's got a bit of a pattern. Our
best bet is to wait until he's back on the ground, then try to
jump over him."
ph33r my rod: (( It's been so long since I've played that I
don't remember how exactly to get past him >> ))
Omega19x: "... I... I'm scared..."
Omega19x: "... what if we miss and he hits us?"
Omega19x: (ROFL.)
ph33r my rod: (( :o? ))
Omega19x: (dude. I looked up Supernanny in Youtube.
And there was a video about Seto Kaiba.)
ph33r my rod: (( ...WHAT. XDDD ))
Omega19x: (I couldn't figure out why that would be in a
category about Supernanny! And then I realized that the
username over the uploder was supernanny.
ph33r my rod: (( *DIES* ))
Omega19x: but the thought, for just a minute, of
Supernanny in the Kaiba household...)
ph33r my rod: (( Oh, god... XDDD ))
Omega19x: (back to our regularly scheudled rp_
ph33r my rod: "...well, we do have extra lives. But we can
only use so many of those... so if we mess up, we have a
few more chances." Malik reached over to squeeze Ryou's
hand. "We can do it..."
Omega19x: "... okay..."
ph33r my rod: "So we pretty much just have to dodge the
fireballs the best we can, and then jump over him at the
right time."
Omega19x: Ryou peeks out of the pit. "... okay...
together..."
ph33r my rod: Malik nodded and gave him a quick smile.
"...let's go." Holding on to Ryou's hand, he hopped out of
the pit and started running , dodging past the fireballs.
Omega19x: Ryou ducked and ran as well. Boy that
creature was ugly. He made a mental note to thank the
thief king that he was not part turtle later.
ph33r my rod: They reached the creature just as he
touched the ground. "Jump!" Malik shouted to Ryou, leaping
up into the air.
Omega19x: Ryou jumped with him, and they both made
it over thief king koopa's head.
Omega19x: He didn't even turn around and start
shooting in the other direction.
Omega19x: "And... and the mushroom Haga was
worried about THAT?"
ph33r my rod: "... ... That was entirely too easy, yes."
ph33r my rod: (( brb ))
ph33r my rod: Malik let out a relieved sigh, wiping his
forehead with his sleeve. "So, we got past him. Now to find
the Pharaoh..."
Omega19x: They ran into another room, which
automatically broke the drawbridge, and the thief king fell
into lava and made bad 8-bit music play.
Omega19x: And there, in the next room was the
pharaoh... wearing a pink dress? "... um... pharaoh?"
ph33r my rod: *blink blink*
Omega19x: "Hooray! I have been saved!"
Omega19x: "... I think I'm glad we don't live in this
dimension... It's really... dumb..."
ph33r my rod: "...yeah. I kinda wish we'd been taken to a
game world where there was actual plot. Like Final Fantasy
or something."
Omega19x: "Excuse me. I was rescued. Is that not good
enough? You think I like being caught by that hopping,
fire-breathing turtle man?"
Omega19x: "... um... I guess so... We... we have to go
now... bye."
ph33r my rod: "...yeaaah.:
Omega19x: And Ryou pulled Malik out of the back
door of the castle, wondering why the hell they didn't
know about that entrance sooner.
ph33r my rod: "That was... interesting."
Omega19x: And they fall back into the shadow realm!
ph33r my rod: *eep*
Omega19x: (your turn for a dimension.)
ph33r my rod: (( Okay~ ))
ph33r my rod: And just as quickly, they fall into another
world again. It looks almost exactly the same as the first
world did, except there's a very noticable difference...
Omega19x: *blink blink*
ph33r my rod: "... Don't tell me we're back in cat-world."
Malik's voice was quite different.
ph33r my rod: Malik held a hand to... her... throat. "Wait,
what."
ph33r my rod: (( Genderbending time! ))
Omega19x: "... um... I... I don't think so, Malik...
You're... you're... a girl!"
Omega19x: "... you... you have... um... girl parts..."
ph33r my rod: Malik blinked and looked down. "...oh, hell
no." She looked back up at Ryou. "You sound different
too... kinda."
Omega19x: Talk about boobs that would put Mai to
shame.
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD ))
Omega19x: "... I... I'm a girl too..."
ph33r my rod: Malik pouted. "Man, it figures that we had
to fall into this again, huh? At least we can actually get out
this time and not wait for it to wear off..."
Omega19x: "... I... really don't look all that different..."
Omega19x: He looks at himself in a nearby department
store window. "... but... but I don't like the makeup..."
ph33r my rod: "I dunno how girls wear this stuff. It feels
so... gunky."
ph33r my rod: "...or deal with these things." Malik sighed,
looking at her reflection. "Guess we just gotta hang out
here until the shadow realm decides to suck us in again. I
wonder if anyone else has had their genders switched..."
Omega19x: And as if to answer that question, here
comes Mai... himself, pulling up on a motorcycle. "Hey,
hot stuff."
ph33r my rod: *blink blink*
ph33r my rod: "Uh, hi."
Omega19x: Ryou waved timidly.
Omega19x: Mai walked over to Malik. "Doing a little
window shopping?"
ph33r my rod: "Not really. Just kinda... hanging out."
Malik had to admit, she was amused at Mai's lack of girly
parts.
Omega19x: "Well, you can come hang out at my place."
he tugged on one of Malik's earrings.
ph33r my rod: "... ..." Malik batted his hand away. "No
thanks."
Omega19x: "Oh, I see. You're a second date kinda'
gal." Mai snubbed. "How about I buy you a drink first.
There's a charming little cafe just down the block."
ph33r my rod: "Actually, I'm a..." Malik blinked, not
believing she was about to say this. "Girl-who-likes-girls
kinda girl." To make her point, she draped an arm over
Ryou's shoulders, tugging her closer.
Omega19x: Mai shrugged his nose. "Oh."
ph33r my rod: Malik raised an eyebrow. "... Yeaaaah.
Sorry about that."
Omega19x: "See if I do you any more favors. You
know, I always thought there was something weird about
you."
Omega19x: He hopped on his motorbike and rode off,
hoping to find Valon or Amelda at the strip joint.
ph33r my rod: Twitch. "...weird? He thinks being gay is...
weird?" Twitch twitch.
Omega19x: "... we are in some kind of alternate
world..."
ph33r my rod: "No kidding."
Omega19x: "... oh my goodness... I see a girl Yugi!"
Omega19x: (blame the hair, he/she can be spotted from
a mile away.)
ph33r my rod: (( XDDDD ))
Omega19x: "Like HI Ryou! I haven't seen you in, like,
days! I thought you said you were going to mall with us,
before that Duelist Kingdom cruise! Katsuya and Honda
are already at the food court! Who's your friend?"
Omega19x: Girl!Yugi is bubbly, busty, and bouncy.
ph33r my rod: *blink*
ph33r my rod: Malik leaned over and muttered something
to Ryou. "Is it just me, or does she sound just like Isis'
other self?"
Omega19x: She grabbed Ryou's arm. "Come on! Let's
go!!"
ph33r my rod: "...heeey!" Malik pouted again, latching
onto Ryou's other arm.
Omega19x: "I said you could come too! They're having
a sale down at the Yap!"
Omega19x: "and if we don't get going now, I'm going to
miss my hair appointment! I need to get the yellow part
trimmed."
ph33r my rod: Malik looked over at Ryou and shrugged. "I
guess we oughta go with her..."
Omega19x: "YAY!!" And bouncy Yugi skips off,
dragging Ryou behind her.
Omega19x: to the MALL!!!
Omega19x: "... well... at least we can get something to
eat at the food court, right? There's... not much to eat in
the shaodw realm..."
ph33r my rod: (( XD ))
ph33r my rod: "Well, yeah, I guesso..."
Omega19x: They soon approach a table where Katsuya
and Honda are already sitting, nibbling on salads, with
low fat vinegarette dressing on the side.
Omega19x: "I found her! And we brought a friend!"
ph33r my rod: Malik waved nervously at the other girls.
"Uh... hi."
Omega19x: "ooh. Cream puffs n More! That sounds
like a good lunch."
ph33r my rod: "Works for me, I guess."
Omega19x: "Like, cream puffs? Those are like, so
fattening! How many times do I have to tell you. God!
They go straight to your hips. Why do you always have
to come and try to ruin our diets?"
Omega19x: *blink?*
ph33r my rod: Malik resisted the urge to smack Yuugi
upside her spiky little head. "Hey, it's not like she's telling
you to eat the cream puffs."
Omega19x: "but she'd eat them in front of us? That is
like so RUDE!" Honda and Katsuya just nodded.
"Totally rude!"
Omega19x: "... um... I... I just wanted some cream
puffs..."
Omega19x: "Oh! Again with the cream puffs! Don't
come crawling back to ME when you can't fit in your size
2 dress anymore, chubbypuff."
Omega19x: "... chubbypuff?"
Omega19x: "I'm getting a salad. And a diet one calorie
soda."
ph33r my rod: "Oh please, like a couple of cream puffs
are gonna make her fat."
Omega19x: And Yugi walked off to the 'Usagi Paradise
Salad Bar'
ph33r my rod: (( ...*snorfle* ))
Omega19x: "... chubbypuff?"
Omega19x: *wibble*
ph33r my rod: Malik grabbed Ryou's hand and tugged her
away. "Hey, don't listen to her. You're not fat, you won't get
fat if you eat a couple of cream puffs."
Omega19x: "... they're so MEAN!:
Omega19x: (bbs. foodstuffs approacheth)
ph33r my rod: (( Kay~ ))
Omega19x is away at 6:26:20 PM.
Omega19x returned at 7:28:59 PM.
Omega19x: (zomg, I just got an early christmas present!
a fluffy robe/blanket thing!)
Auto response from ph33r my rod:
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD
DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE
ph33r my rod: (( Ooooh! ))
Omega19x: (yes. And I had a yugioh moment. I'll post it
to ptdc)
ph33r my rod: (( ... 8DDD Yay, YGO moment~ ))
Omega19x: "... why do they have to be so mean?"
ph33r my rod: "Because it makes them feel better about
themselves... Don't worry about what they say, you look
fine."
Omega19x: *pout* I didn't want to go to the mall with
Yugi anyway..."
ph33r my rod: "...well, come on. You wanna go get some
cream puffs? Or do you just want to leave?"
Omega19x: "... I want to go home..."
Omega19x: Ryou wrapped her arms around Malik and
sniffled.
ph33r my rod: Malik blinked and sighed, hugging Ryou
back. "I know... I want to go home too. I don't like all of
this world-switching..."
Omega19x: *whoomp, back in the shadow realm!*
ph33r my rod: *eep*
Omega19x: (and my yugioh moment is posted to ptdc)
ph33r my rod: (( *goes to see* ))
ph33r my rod: (( *dies* XDDD ))
ph33r my rod: (( That's an artbunny right there. XD ))
Omega19x: (I so dare you.)
ph33r my rod: (( I'll put it on my to-do list when I get my
drawing drive yet. *ded* ))
ph33r my rod: (( Oh oh, and. I finally changed out some
of Malik's icons. *ded* ))
Omega19x: (oooooh)
Omega19x: (Mahaado made a post.)
ph33r my rod: (( *saw* ))
Omega19x: (hm, it's my turn, isn't it...)
ph33r my rod: (( Yep. ))
Omega19x: Ryou looked around. They were back in
the shadow realm again... but for how long?
Omega19x: Not that long, as a portal opened on top of
them and sucked them in... to a veritable Candy!Land!!
ph33r my rod: *blink blink*
ph33r my rod: "This is... different."
Omega19x: "... but... nice different..."
ph33r my rod: "Uh huh." Malik looked down at himself. "At
least we're not girls anymore."
Omega19x: "... any dimension where cream puffs grow
in gardens is a good dimension."
ph33r my rod: "... Yeah, this is kinda cool. I think I
dreamed about something like this once."
Omega19x: Though Ryou quickly realized something...
That they weren't people anymore... that they were a lot
flatter, and looked like cookies.
ph33r my rod: (( .......omg. XDDD ))
Omega19x: "... we're... cookies!"
Omega19x: "I smell like gingerbread."
ph33r my rod: "...I smell like sugar."
Omega19x: "... isn't that a little backwards?"
Omega19x: "I thought you'd be the darker cookie."
ph33r my rod: "Yeah, you'd think so." Malik shrugged the
best he could in his cookie form. "I guess it doesn't matter
too much when you're a cookie."
Omega19x: "Guess not." He picked a cream puff and
ate it.
ph33r my rod: Malik moved over to what looked like
sticks of Pocky sticking out of the ground. "...this is still
weird, though."
Omega19x: "... do you think anybody else is a cookie?"
Omega19x: He looks down a road, and sees candycane
fence posts, chocolate bricks, gummy worms.
ph33r my rod: "If this is the cookie version fo Domino, I'd
bet they are. Or some form of candy, anyway."
Omega19x: "Well... let's look around, at least..."
ph33r my rod: "Okay..."
Omega19x: "Malik! Look! Chocolate chip Kaibas!"
ph33r my rod: *blink*
Omega19x: And a chocolate chip cookie Kaiba walked
down the path with a chocolate chip Mokuba.
Omega19x: They were talking about all their dough.
Omega19x: (baaaad pun)
ph33r my rod: (( ... *dies* ))
ph33r my rod: (( Brb. ))
ph33r my rod: "...heh. They're cookies, and talking about
dough." Cookie!Malik smirked. "That's funny."
Omega19x: "And Kookie corporation is really bringing
in the dough. We're heating up. Profits are rising."
Omega19x: Ryou snickered a little himself.
ph33r my rod: "......Kookie Corp."
Omega19x: "... I wonder if they make blue eyes white
gumballs..."
ph33r my rod: "I wonder if Kaiba has a Blue-Eyes White
Chocolate Dragon."
Omega19x: "... and Dark Chocolate Magicians."
ph33r my rod: Malik grinned. "At least we can make fun of
this world."
Omega19x: "and Mystic E.L.Fudge!"
Omega19x: Ryou giggled as they walked down the
road. He picked a few more cream puff pansies, and
nibbled as they went.
ph33r my rod: Balik blinked as he felt something drop on
his head. He looked up at the sky, which was now full of
pink cotton-candy clouds. "... ... Was that rain?"
ph33r my rod: Sure enough, little drops of pink lemonade
were starting to fall from the sky.
Omega19x: Ryou giggled again. "This place is sweet!"
ph33r my rod: "Literally."
Omega19x: Ryou held out his tongue and caught pink
lemonade. "mmm...:
ph33r my rod: Malik did the same thing. "... I hope we
don't melt out here or something."
Omega19x: "... why would we melt?"
ph33r my rod: "Eh, it was just a figure of speech. Some
people say that if you go out in the rain, you'll melt if you're
really sweet." Malik gave him a little cookie smile. "You're
always sweet, but now it's literal."
Omega19x: Ryou giggled. "...And I bet you taste extra
good."
Omega19x: He leaned in and kissed the icing.
ph33r my rod: "Aww~" Malik laughed a little. "Still just as
cute as a gingerbread boy."
Omega19x: Ryou giggled.
Omega19x: (and Kat wants her rebecca journal to get
added to the comm so she can post. Be modly.)
Omega19x: (at least I didn't type moldy.)
ph33r my rod: (( Eep. *checks mail* ))
ph33r my rod: (( There, done XD ))
Omega19x: "... this is a nice world!"
ph33r my rod: "Yeah. It's more tolerable than the other
ones we've been in."
Omega19x: "Look! a river made of chocolate... with
little gummy fish!"
ph33r my rod: "...oh, cute."
Omega19x: "oooh! Can you catch me one?"
Omega19x: He batted his cute icing eyes.
Omega19x: "please?"
ph33r my rod: Malik just about melted under the look
Ryou gave him. "Okay, okay..." He rolled his little candy
eyes, but smiled, and bent down to reach into the chocolate
river.
ph33r my rod: (( DUDE. This so reminds me of that candy
room from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 8D ))
ph33r my rod: Malik stuck his hand in the river, and
before long, he'd caught a little red gummy fish. "There, got
one!"
Omega19x: Ryou giggled. "You're the best!"
Omega19x: He took the fish, licking Malik's fingers
gently. "...mmm... it's even sweeter when its from you!"
ph33r my rod: A light pink sugar blush formed on Malik's
face, but he smiled. "Good, huh?"
Omega19x: "... oh yes."
ph33r my rod: "Let's build a gingerbread house when we
get back to our own world."
Omega19x: "... oh, that's a wonderful idea! And I can
make cookies that look like we do right now!"
ph33r my rod: "Sounds like a plan. And... even if we did
get here through the shadow realm, I kinda had fun in this
world.
Omega19x: "... I wouldn't mind staying here a little
while. I bet the pillows are made of cotton candy!"
ph33r my rod: "Oooh, yeah. And blankets made out of...
uh... fruit roll-ups."
Omega19x: "Lets go find out... I don't think anything
bad could happen here! Except maybe caveties..."
ph33r my rod: "And even then, maybe we won't get them
because we're... kinda... cavity-inducing ourselves.
ph33r my rod: "
Omega19x: And off they went, following the chocolate
brick road.
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD ))
Omega19x: "... hey, is that Isis in a garden of lollipops?"
ph33r my rod: "... ..." Malik squinted, looking toward the
garden. "Yeah, I think it might be."
Omega19x: "She looks like a sugar cookie too."
ph33r my rod: "I guess it must run in the family."
ph33r my rod: Cookie!Isis was spraying the lollipop
flowers with sugar water, making them grow. She looked
up, spotting Malik and Ryou. "...oh! Hello."
Omega19x: Cookie!Ryou waved.
Omega19x: "... lovely lollipops you have there."
ph33r my rod: (( ...if it weren't Ryou saying that, it would
almost sound bad. ))
Omega19x: (I didn't say gumdrops.)
Omega19x: (or mounds.)
ph33r my rod: (( XDDD ))
Omega19x: (nor mentioned anything about an almond
joy, and its nuts.)
ph33r my rod: (( *DEAD* Okay, okay. XDDD ))
ph33r my rod: "Thank you." Isis smiled. "They're growing
quite well."
Omega19x: "... oh yes."
ph33r my rod: Malik looked up at the sky. The pink clouds
were starting to clear away. "It stopped raining, too."
Omega19x: "... wow. So it has... I guess it was such a
sweet rain, I didn't even notice it!"
ph33r my rod: *nodnod*
Omega19x: (fucking chair)
ph33r my rod: (( Meep. ))
Omega19x: (I am sooo getting a new chair for
christmas.)
ph33r my rod: (( You definitely need one 8| ))
Omega19x: "(you think?)
ph33r my rod: (( Yep. :X ))
Omega19x: (and I should be going. I still need to
shower, and its getting late.)
ph33r my rod: (( Kay, night~ ))