You have just entered room "candyland."
MmmK Fashion has entered the room.
MmmK Fashion: ((I probably won't be on long and in the chat...))
FluffySongbird: ((That's fine.))
MmmK Fashion: ((alrighty))
FluffySongbird: ((It'll be pretty short, anyway.))
FluffySongbird: ((*waits for other people to come on*))
FluffySongbird has left the room.
MmmK Fashion has left the room.
FluffySongbird has entered the room.
xTooBloodyRight has entered the room.
Nezukun has entered the room.
Omega19x has entered the room.
FluffySongbird: ((Okay, now that we have a substantial amount of people here...))
Nezukun: ((Sorry if I'm quiet, there's a modly-chewing out going on elsewhere.))
Omega19x: (my computer is still working on getting going.)
FluffySongbird: ((Yeah, this'll be pretty short...))
Omega19x: (CANDY!)
Omega19x: (... so are we all just going up to the store?)
FluffySongbird: ((Yep.))
FluffySongbird: Katsuya holds Mimiko's hand, she looks extremely excited.
Omega19x: Mahaado is walking with his now nine year old Kafele, who is quite interested in getting some of this candy.
FluffySongbird: "Come on... Stupid fucking line."
Omega19x: Ryou and Malik aren't that far behind. "... Maybe we can make a whole line of candy puffs..."
FluffySongbird: Yuugi is squished between two people.
Nezukun: Ry is walking on his own, humming softly to himself.
ph33r my rod: "Like, candy-coated ones?" Malik is skipping a tiny bit.
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura is trailing behind the crowd, wondering what all the excitement is about.
FluffySongbird: The doors finally open and everyone rushes inside all at once.
Omega19x: "... oooh, that would be nice."
FluffySongbird: Shiz runs inside like a madwoman.
Omega19x: "Kafele! Wait your... turn." He's long run inside.
Nezukun: Ry hangs back slightly and slips in when its his turn."Hmmm."
FluffySongbird: Mimiko pulls Katsuya's hand.
FluffySongbird: And there are people behind everyone else ready to stampede everyone.
Omega19x: "yikes!" Ryou is bumped left and right.
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura waits until everyone else has gone in and slips in behind them.
Omega19x: "... ooooh. Look at all the candy, Malik!"
ph33r my rod: "Meep." Malik held on to Ryou to keep him steady. "This place is crowded..."
FluffySongbird: "Kat-sama~ I wanna go in now! Nownownownownownownow!" Mimiko hops around.
FluffySongbird: "Okay, okay..." Katsuya knew there would be an enourmous precession, mainly because of him.
Omega19x: Mahaado finally grabbed onto the back of Kafele's tunic. "There are surely enough treats for everyone. Now, do not take more than your fair share."
Omega19x: "oh, all right..."
FluffySongbird: "Kat-sama! Kat-sama! Look!" Mimiko points to a sign that says, "For those with cupons, please enter."
Omega19x: "... I... I guess that's where we go." Ryou looked over. "Oh! Hi other me!!"
FluffySongbird: Katsuya took Mimiko to that door and motioned for everyone else to join him.
FluffySongbird: "Me first, dammit!"
FluffySongbird: After much struggle, Yuugi finally made it.
Nezukun: Ry perked up and squidged over to Ryou's side. "Hi!"
Omega19x: Mahaado picked up Kafele, and hoisted him on his back, so he could get a better view of where they were going.
Omega19x: (and so he wouldn't be running off in the maze of people)
FluffySongbird: But once everyone got to the door, no one else was there...
FluffySongbird: "Huh? It sure is quiet... Let's see, how many people are here?"
ph33r my rod: Malik blinked, looking around. "...uhh."
Omega19x: "... hm?"
Nezukun: "Eh?" Blink.
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura eeped and hid at the back of everyone else.
FluffySongbird: "I've played this video game before. A wormhole should pop up any second in this really quiet room."
Omega19x: "... that's just silly."
Nezukun: "A wormhole?" Another blink.
FluffySongbird: But as a matter of fact, a rainbow-colored wormhole did pop up.
FluffySongbird: "Toldja."
Omega19x: "Is this where we get our free candy?"
ph33r my rod: "...dammit, you jinxed it!"
xTooBloodyRight: "...um?"
FluffySongbird: "If so, then I'm jumping in."
FluffySongbird: "No, Nee-chan, be careful!"
Omega19x: "A vortex of some sort." Mahaado jumped back. He quickly whsipered a protective spell. "Stay back."
FluffySongbird: But Katsuya saw Shiz jump in already. All Mimiko cared about were the pretty rainbow colors.
Nezukun: Ry shrugged. It looked pretty... So he jumped in.
FluffySongbird: "Uh oh... Mimiko-chan, you might have to come with me."
FluffySongbird: Mimiko shook her head. "I'm too scared..."
Omega19x: "... I... I don't know about this... Is that some sort of a... a slide?"
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura quickly summoned Diabound to protect him and jumped in. Maybe there would be shiny things inside..
ph33r my rod: "... I got a bad feeling about this."
FluffySongbird: "But, we have to get Nee-chan back, and...it might be fun." Katsuya still held the little girl's hand.
Omega19x: Ryou walked close to the rainbow wormhole and blinked.
FluffySongbird: "I guess we'll never know until we find out..."
Omega19x: "Mahaaaaaaaaado! Put me down! I wanna go in too! I wanna get my candy!"
ph33r my rod: Malik held on to Ryou's hand and walked up with him. "Be careful.."
FluffySongbird: An echo of "DUDE! There's a shitload of candy here!" came from the hole.
Omega19x: And Ryou, being Ryou... lost his balance, and fell in.
FluffySongbird: "..." Katsuya and Mimiko finally jumped in, as did Yuugi.
ph33r my rod: And Malik was pulled in by default.
Omega19x: (gotta love me.)
ph33r my rod: (( XD *pets* ))
Omega19x: Manaado stood firm. "I can sense a dimensional rift. This is not safe."
Omega19x: "But everyone else went in!"
xTooBloodyRight: "You're right!" Bakura sounded cheerful.
ph33r my rod: (( ...this reminds me of the candy-rolling level in We <3 Katamari. 8D ))
FluffySongbird: Once Katsuya landed, he saw an entire landscape with gumdrop hills, peppermint trees, chocolate mountains, and a soda river, etc...
Omega19x: "That is true. Though entering the rift was simple, leaving it may prove difficult." Mahaado eventually reasoned. "We must follow, and assist the others."
FluffySongbird: ((You can use your imagination for what the rest of the world is like. ^^))
Omega19x: "CANDY!" Kafele shouted as Mahaado walked into the vortex.
FluffySongbird: ((Man, now I wanna play We <3 Katamari.))
Omega19x: They appeared on the other side, staring at a massive world of candy. Mahaado was speechless to that.
FluffySongbird: Katsuya's eyes sparkled. "Sweet, sweet sugar, how I missed thee..."
ph33r my rod: Malik blinked, looking around their new surroundings. "This... seems... familiar."
Omega19x: Kafele literally jumped off Mahaado's back, and ran to the nearest lollypop bush.
Omega19x: Well, it did seem harmless enough, Mahaado thought to himself.
FluffySongbird: Yuugi taste-tested the water. "It's...very delicious."
FluffySongbird: Shiz was already gnawing on red licorice vines.
Omega19x: "... wow, Malik... look at all the candy! The trees are sprouting peppermints! ... the... the bushes are growing jellybeans!"
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura was running in circles excitedly, keeping an eye out for anything shiny and watching everyone else.
Omega19x: "... OH MY GOODNESS!!"
ph33r my rod: Malik walked over to the river, where some reeds were growing near the bank. They resembled none other than giant sticks of Pocky.
FluffySongbird: Katsuya and Mimiko ran to the gumdrop hills.
Omega19x: Ryou picked up a rock. "It's a PUFFROCK!"
ph33r my rod: (( PUFFROCK! ))
Omega19x: He nibbled, and sure enough. It was a cream puff filled with fluffy vanilla cream!
Omega19x: Kafele was tossing jelly beans into his mouth by the handful, and licking a big lollypop.
FluffySongbird: "Mimiko-chan, you stay with Kafele-kun, okay?" Before she could answer, Katsuya had already ran to the ice cream mountain.
Omega19x: "Hi! Want a jelly bean?"
FluffySongbird: Mimiko blushed. "O...okay..."
FluffySongbird: Katsuya dug through the ice cream mountain to find crystals of rock candy.
Nezukun: ((Sorry guys... Can't deal right now. Catch me up on it later.))
Nezukun has left the room.
Omega19x: He handed the younger girl a big handful of jellybeans from a higher bush that she couldn't reach.
ph33r my rod: (( Meep. D8 *pats Re* ))
ph33r my rod: (( ...or not. ))
Omega19x: (lol)
Omega19x: Ryou eats the puffrock. "... This is delicious!"
FluffySongbird: And then he ran off to his next course, chocolate, where he found his sister.
FluffySongbird: Mimiko shyly took the jellybean. "Um, thank you..."
ph33r my rod: Malik, having plucked up a few of the Pocky-reeds, wandered over to Ryou. "Is it just me, or does this feel really familiar to you?"
Omega19x: "... like that one weird... place... we ended up?"
Omega19x: "... or was that a dream?"
ph33r my rod: "...I dunno."
Omega19x: Kafele looked up. There was a big tree with some kind of candy in it. "What's that?"
FluffySongbird: Katsuya and Shiz pranced around, picking lollipops ((Yes, Shiz was also prancing. XD)).
FluffySongbird: Yuugi picked some of the lollipos as well. "Hey, these are really, really good! Even better than the storebought ones!"
FluffySongbird: But little did everyone know, as they were eating, there were very faint, inaudible cries of "help meeeeeeeeee!"
FluffySongbird: And before they knew it, gingerbread men in blue icing placed handcuffs on everyone.
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura was doing backstroke in the soda river joyfully, with Diabound coiled around a tree nearby.
ph33r my rod: "...what the."
Omega19x: Kafele was up in the tree, pulling on a giant gummi bear.
Omega19x: "...eep!"
Omega19x: "... Malik? What's going on?"
FluffySongbird: One gingerbread man shoved the little kids into a cage.
FluffySongbird: "...Oh snap."
Omega19x: (even the one in the tree?)
FluffySongbird: ((Well, that was a para-trooper gingerbread man. XP))
FluffySongbird: "WAAAAAAAAH!!!! KAT-SAMA!!!!"
Omega19x: Mahaado moved closer. "Kafele!" he ran to the personified pastry. "What is the meaning of this?"
Omega19x: (he's eaten no candy, btw)
FluffySongbird: "FREEZE!" The gingerbread man cuffed him, regardless of the fact that Mahaado ate nothing here.
Omega19x: "... Mahaado!" the little magician screamed.
FluffySongbird: "You have the right to remain healthy. Any junk food you consume will be used against you in the court of sugar."
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura tried to hide behind the tree, but was cuffed anyway.
ph33r my rod: Malik idly wondered if he could nibble his way out of the handcuffs.
Omega19x: Mahaado disappeared and reappeared outside the handcuffs.
Omega19x: "... c...court of sugar?!"
FluffySongbird: The gingerbread men took their peppermint canes and began beating all the suspects.
Omega19x: "...OW!!!"
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura had good faith in his ability to escape from the cuffs, but didn't make an attempt.
Omega19x: "Kafele!" Mahaado ran after the gingerbreads with the cages.
FluffySongbird: "Hey! What's the big--" Yuugi was promptly whacked with a peppermint cane.
ph33r my rod: (( brb ))
FluffySongbird: The gingerbread policemen threw everyone into a gingerbread car, and the kids were flown off.
Omega19x: He kept running, avoiding the gingerbread cops, following the flying cages.
Omega19x: "... it... it was just... just a puffrock!" Ryou whimpered as he was thrown in the gingerbread car.
FluffySongbird: Eventually, the man sedated Mahaado with a peppermint club.
FluffySongbird: "Yeah, a LIVING puff!" Another officer said.
Omega19x: (how the hell do you get sedated with a peppermint club?)
FluffySongbird: ((repeated beating to the head.))
Omega19x: (... oh.)
FluffySongbird: ((But this is crack. He should wake up soon.))
Omega19x: "... l...l...LIVING puff?!"
FluffySongbird: "SHUT UP!"
FluffySongbird: And everyone was taken to court.
Omega19x: *eep*
FluffySongbird: ((*magical courtlapese*))
FluffySongbird: "Jesus...what the hell?!" Shiz saw a human loom over her and the rest of the gang. "Who the hell are you?!"
Omega19x: And eventually Mahaado woke up, rubbing the back of his head. "... What was... Kafele? Where is he? Kafele!"
Omega19x: (do the kids go to sugar juvinile court?)
FluffySongbird: "I'm the leader of Sugaria, and that's all you need to know." He motioned for the gingerbread officers to escort them to the main court.
FluffySongbird: ((You'll see...))
FluffySongbird: The judge, who was a giant chocolate bar with a white wig, made his decision. "YOU'RE ALL GUILTY!"
FluffySongbird: "WHAT?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!"
Omega19x: "What are you referring to? We have done nothing wrong."
xTooBloodyRight: "..what did we do?" Bakura pouted, still not taking this seriously.
FluffySongbird: "Oh yeah..." The judge pointed to Mahaado. "He's not guilty! Everyone else is!"
Omega19x: He tried to disappear out of the handcuffs, but found something blocking his magic in this building.
Omega19x: "... g...guilty?" Ryou tried to lean towards Malik. He was scared.
FluffySongbird: "The leader explained, "You have consumed LIVING CITIZENS of Sugaria. Now, how would you feel if someone came to your town and ate your citizens...?"
FluffySongbird: "B-but..."
xTooBloodyRight: "I didn't eat any!" Bakura said quietly.
Omega19x: "... the... the poor cream puff..." Ryou trembled. "I... I didn't know it was alive..."
FluffySongbird: "You know about creamy centers, juicy centers, candy and chocolate centers and puffed rice? They're CANDY BLOOD, GUTS AND GORE!"
FluffySongbird: "Ewww. Freak!"
FluffySongbird: ((That was Shiz. My font got eaten.))
Omega19x: "... s...s...sorry..." Ryou just trembled.
FluffySongbird: "Those of you who didn't eat any... I'll let you off...for now... As for the rest of you..."
FluffySongbird: *gulp*
FluffySongbird: He pointed to Malik! "You get a Pocky spanking!"
FluffySongbird: He pointed to Ryou, "And you get Puff-stoned!"
Omega19x: "... p...puff stoned?"
FluffySongbird: He pointed to Yuugi. "And you get rope torture!"
FluffySongbird: "R-rope torture...?"
FluffySongbird: "And as for YOU...." He pointed to Kat-chan. "DEATH ROW."
FluffySongbird: "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
FluffySongbird: "And don't worry. Your little kids will be safe..."
Omega19x: (I guess the other Ryou is getting puffstoned too.)
Omega19x: (a double puffstoning)
FluffySongbird: ((Yeah.))
FluffySongbird: ((I'm kinda running out of time, so I wanted to get the punishments out of the way.))
ph33r my rod: (( *back* *scrolls up* ))
Omega19x: (inner!Ryou: 'it's a fitting way to go.')
Omega19x: (you're getting pockyspanked.)
Omega19x: (what about Shiz?)
ph33r my rod: (( Inner!Malik: ...oh, well that's not so bad... :X ))
FluffySongbird: ((She'll get tortured by a licorice tentacle monster.))
Omega19x: "Safe? Safe, how, you wicked judge?"
FluffySongbird: "I most definitely know how to keep them safe..." He grinned wickedly, and took Mahaado with him in another room.
ph33r my rod: "...aw dammit, I knew there had to be a catch or something."
FluffySongbird: The gingerbread men escorted everyone and threw them behind chocolate bars.
FluffySongbird: ((And that's the end, for now, since this computer is timing me out. XD; ))
Omega19x: "... I... to be stoned by... by puffs... By puffs! Puffs aren't supposed to hurt anyone!"
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura followed the gingerbread men for lack of anything else to do.
Omega19x: (wait, where are you escorting me?)
ph33r my rod: (( *dun dun DUNNNN* ))
FluffySongbird: ((Well, maybe when I get home, you'll find out.))
Omega19x: (... okay.)
FluffySongbird: ((Can anyone else save this for me?))
ph33r my rod: (( I guess for now we just muse about our sweet sweet dooms. :D ))
ph33r my rod: (( I got it. ))
FluffySongbird: ((Okay. Thanks.))
Omega19x: (see you soon.)
FluffySongbird: ((Bye/night.))
Omega19x: (And since we're all behind chocolate bars, shall we continue to muse about our sweet dooms for a while?)
FluffySongbird has left the room.
ph33r my rod: (( Guesso. XD ))
Omega19x: (*muse muse muse*)
Omega19x: "... p...puff stoned?"
ph33r my rod: "... 'Pockyspanked'. That vaguely sounds like some kind of insult."
Omega19x: "... b...but you'll live afterwards... I... I think when someone gets stoned, they... they get stoned to death!"
Omega19x: (hm, you know, for all the characters that were talking... there aren't that many of us here.)
ph33r my rod: (( ...yeaaaaaah. Half of them just left. XD ))
Omega19x: (and half of the half that are left are escorted to another room.)
Omega19x: (<random> So, Varon vs Mahaado - the ultimate drinking game. Who would win?)
ph33r my rod: (( *places bets on Mahaado* ))
xTooBloodyRight: ((Mahaado. Varon would put up a good fight though ^^))
ph33r my rod: (( A better one than Mokuba, I'd bet. XD ))
Omega19x: (haha! Mahaado loses to no one!)
Omega19x: (A potted plant would put up a better fight.)
Omega19x: (than Mokuba)
Omega19x: (we really do need to do that sometime.)
xTooBloodyRight: ((XD yeah.))
xTooBloodyRight: ((It would be a nice change from all the angst that's been going on lately.))
Omega19x: (oh yeah. nothing like a little alcohol to liven up the party. or at least give us an excuse to type without thinking about grammar)
ph33r my rod: (( Drinking duels are a good source of crack 8D ))
Omega19x: (oh yeah.)
ph33r my rod: (( "So, two priests walk into a bar..." ))
ph33r my rod: (( That's still the best summary ever, for the record. XD ))
Omega19x: (it totally is.)
Omega19x: (until they have a rematch someday, and the line is... 'so stop me if you've heard this one... Two priests walk into a bar...')
ph33r my rod: (( XD YES. ))
xTooBloodyRight: ((>D)
Omega19x: (blah blah blah)
ph33r my rod: (( *random* I need a new light fixture; mine eats up bulbs like crazy 8| ))
Omega19x: (*random* the stitches in my mouth are annoying)
xTooBloodyRight: ((..you have stitches in your mouth?))
Omega19x: (wisdom tooth removed)
xTooBloodyRight: ((Oww.))
ph33r my rod: (( When are you supposed to get them out? o_o ))
Omega19x: (when they cause problems)
ph33r my rod: (( ...er, okay O_o ))
ph33r my rod: (( That's odd. XD ))
Omega19x: (well, why have something removed if it's not causing a problem or will not most surely cause a problem in the future?)
ph33r my rod: (( *shrug* I just figured that since they're stitches, they might be removed eventually >> Then again, I only had them once, so I have no clue XD ))
Omega19x: (oh, I thought you meant, when do wisdom teeth have to be removed!)
ph33r my rod: (( ...DUH. XD ))
Omega19x: (... the stitches are supposed to dissolve!)
ph33r my rod: (( ...oh. ))
Omega19x: (though they're taking their sweet bloody time)
FluffySongbird has entered the room.
FluffySongbird: ((Back.))
Omega19x: (wb!)
FluffySongbird: ((And boy was that long. Sorry. XD; ))
ph33r my rod: (( XD Half of our characters have returned~ ))
Omega19x: (woot)
xTooBloodyRight: ((Hey again ^^))
FluffySongbird: ((Oh, snap. I forgot what I wanted to do. ^^; ))
FluffySongbird: ((oh yeah. The characters should have been weighed...))
Omega19x: (inner!somebody: no fair, Yugi's SMALL!)
FluffySongbird: ((Sorry. XD; ))
Omega19x: (hey wait. Ryou has the power of BISHINESS!!)
FluffySongbird: ((The rest of my characters, though...well, they have been putting on a little weight lately...))
ph33r my rod: (( Malik's... been putting on muscle, does that count? XD ))
xTooBloodyRight: ((I'm assuming this doesn't count Bakura, since he's not locked up..))
FluffySongbird: ((Shiz has been doing so in a couple of places...))
ph33r my rod: (( From the DDR and all ;3 ))
Omega19x: (Ryou's an almighty bishie! They're naturally thin.)
ph33r my rod: (( Ryou's still in the triple digits, yes? ))
Omega19x: (back where he should be, yup. 114ish)
FluffySongbird: ((Well, those who haven't eaten any candy can be transported home if they want.))
Omega19x: (inner!Mahaado: I'm not going anywhere without Kafele.)
FluffySongbird: ((Okay, fine. He can stay with Candy!Hitler.))
xTooBloodyRight: ((I think I'll just have Bakura float around uninterestingly.))
ph33r my rod: (( ...does candy!Hitler have a tiny candy moustache? 8D ))
FluffySongbird: ((XD; ))
FluffySongbird: ((Nope.))
Omega19x: (darn.)
FluffySongbird: ((Well, I decided that the characters should have a 'second chance'. If they've been eating their veggies and dropping at least 5 lbs., then they can go home.))
FluffySongbird: (( But if not... then, they gotta stay here and complete the rescue mission.))
FluffySongbird: ((Maybe tomorrow night we could show them a 'scary' movie.))
Omega19x: (I think Mahaado's dropped enough weight in the shadow realm, thank you.)
FluffySongbird: ((He wasn't convicted, so he doesn't count.))
Omega19x: (HAHA~)
FluffySongbird: ((But I guess he's gotta be the hero and beat the crap out of the gingerbread police.))
Omega19x: (its what he does best, lol)
FluffySongbird: ((I was hoping for more people... Mokuba and Ryuu were supposed to be here.))
Omega19x: (Mokuba would so deserve death row.)
Omega19x: (he LIVES on candy)
FluffySongbird: ((Yeah. XD))
FluffySongbird: ((He's gonna get some seroius bruises from the Pez bullets.))
Omega19x: (so what's going on right now? are all the guilty ones being held for a while before our sentencing?)
Omega19x: (how does this second chance thing work?)
FluffySongbird: ((Everyone stands in a line and is weighed. That's it.))
FluffySongbird: ((Like parole, only...yeah.))
FluffySongbird: ((If you wanted to see the 'scary' movie now, the candy!Hitler will show you.))
Omega19x: (is it Veggie tales?)
Omega19x: (Veggie tales is scary)
FluffySongbird: ((No. XD))
FluffySongbird: ((Thank goodness.))
ph33r my rod: (( brb ))
FluffySongbird: ((He's gonna show everyone their 'future' if they keep on consuming candy.))
Omega19x: (oooh, disturbing futures.)
FluffySongbird: ((So, who else is here?))
Omega19x: (Malik brb'ed.)
FluffySongbird: ((Okay. Should we show it when she gets back or do you have to leave?))
Omega19x: (I'm not going anywhere for a little while)
FluffySongbird: ((Okay. Where's Thief King?))
Omega19x: (I think he was with Mahaado.)
Omega19x: (as ironic a thought as THAT is.)
xTooBloodyRight: ((Was he? I have no idea. ))
Omega19x: (he didn't eat any candy, right?)
FluffySongbird: ((I was just wondering. ^; ))
xTooBloodyRight: ((Nope.))
xTooBloodyRight: ((Lets just say he went with Mahaado to wherever. ^^))
Omega19x: (we're gonna be taken to the kids, I thought.)
FluffySongbird: ((Well, I guess he can live in the slums for a while. Where the diet candy lives.))
xTooBloodyRight: ((O_o))
FluffySongbird: ((In Sugaria, sugar is life, blood, and income. Those who are lacking those things live in the slums or are on disability.))
Omega19x: (so the non-candy eaters go in the slums?)
FluffySongbird: ((Yep. For now...))
FluffySongbird: ((candy!Hitler: *tosses Mahaado in the slums*))
FluffySongbird: ((He can spend an evening at the beautiful Splenda Motel.))
Omega19x: (snorfle)
FluffySongbird: ((And he can have an evening of 'fun' at the Sweet and Low bar.))
Omega19x: (where he would consume... what?)
Omega19x: (a V8?)
FluffySongbird: ((Diet Sprite. With extra aspartamine.))
Omega19x: (I'm not sure who's getting worse torture. Him or Ryou.)
FluffySongbird: ((Hey, look at Kat-chan. He's eating BROCCOLI.))
Omega19x: (I'd love to, but so far, it's all been mun-chatter. I'm not sure what's going on anymore.)
FluffySongbird: ((Yeah, sorry. I guess things died...))
FluffySongbird: ((Blah. I guess we'll continue this tomorrow, if possible. Maybe Monday, which sucks, but I guess it will have to do.))
Omega19x: (why can't we do it now?)
FluffySongbird: ((We can?))
Omega19x: (uh... why not?)
FluffySongbird: ((Well, okay. I guess Bakura can come along with.))
Omega19x: (*pokes rest of chat.*)
FluffySongbird: ((Just for fun.))
xTooBloodyRight: ((*shrug*))
FluffySongbird: ((Man, groupchats have been very unpopular as of late. Especially mine.))
FluffySongbird: The candy Nazi drags the gang and some other unimportant people in shackles to a room.
FluffySongbird: All but Bakura and Mahaado are in shackles.
Omega19x: Mahaado is following on his own free will, determined to get Kafele back.
FluffySongbird: Katsuya wept emo tears. Shiz was wondering if she could eat the shackles.
Omega19x: Ryou trembled, as Ryou does.
FluffySongbird: Yuugi just stared into space nervously.
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura followed out of simple curiosity.
FluffySongbird: After everyone was in the room, they were all seated. The candy Nazi began his lecture.
FluffySongbird: "Everyone, I am about to show you why you are here today." He pressed a button on a remote. the numbers, "4, 3, 2, 1" appeared, and the movie started.
Omega19x: Ryou huddled next to Malik.
FluffySongbird: Everyone was shown images of how the candy was really shipped to the Confections of Love store. Men in bulky suits abducted the candy citizens off the streets.
FluffySongbird: "That's...that's horrible...!"
Omega19x: Ryou covered his eyes.
FluffySongbird: "But...umm...I can't believe this..."
FluffySongbird: "Jesus, it's just fucking sugar. How bad can it be?!"
FluffySongbird: "How bad can it be? I'll tell you!" The movie answered Shiz's question with a picture of the famed pop star, her own brother.
FluffySongbird: ...And then it showed everyone a computer-generated picture of him weighing 500 pounds.
FluffySongbird: "..."
FluffySongbird: "..."
Omega19x: Ryou still had his eyes covered from before.
FluffySongbird: "..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FluffySongbird: "So, while you're getting fat, Sugria's population is rapidly decreasing! I'm just here to help everyone lead quality lives..." The candy Nazi then ordered, "Take them to their cells! Except for the death row inmates!"
Omega19x: "Where is Kafele?"
FluffySongbird: And while everyone else was behind chocolate bars, Katsuya was dragged to the ice cream cell, where it was freezing.
FluffySongbird: "And where's Mimiko-chan?!" Katsuya kicked and screamed.
FluffySongbird: The candy Nazi flipped the monitor again. Kafele and Mimiko were in a tiny cell, suspended over a humongous chocolate fountain.
Omega19x: "What are you going to do to them?" Mahaado stood, demanding.
FluffySongbird: "Kat-sama~~~~!!! Help!!!"
Omega19x: "Mahaado!! I... I want to go home!"
FluffySongbird: "You....you bad man! You want to drown the, don't you?!"
FluffySongbird: "Not drown them, but teach them a lesson. The little cell won't fall into the fountain unless they behave."
xTooBloodyRight: "Ooh~ chocolate fountain!"
Omega19x: "Which means what?"
FluffySongbird: "You...MONSTER!!!" Katsuya was promptly whacked with a peppermint club.
Omega19x: "Release them this instant!"
FluffySongbird: "Only if they're good."
FluffySongbird: "No, NOW!" Katsuya was whacked again.
FluffySongbird: "One more word, and we'll execute you on the spot." The officer kicked Katsuya in the face.
FluffySongbird: "..."
Omega19x: "Then listen to me. Release them."
FluffySongbird: "...Listen, old man. Your kid and that little she-runt consumed more candy than any other kid here. That's a lot, even for a brat."
FluffySongbird: "Do you want them to be as fat as this pansy pop star here? Or do you want them to behave like good little runts so they cn be released when they want to?!"
ph33r my rod: (( ...gah, sorry, that brb turned into a bbl >> ))
FluffySongbird: ((Eh, it's okay.))
Omega19x: Mahaado could not deny that. Ever since the magician had grown more, he ate like a ravenous shadow beast. Though he was clearly in no danger of emulating that picture.
FluffySongbird: ((I don't think you missed much.))
Omega19x: (just a scary movie)
ph33r my rod: (( Meep. ))
FluffySongbird: (Everyone got to see what Kat-chan would look like if he weighed 500 lbs.))
Omega19x: (well, imagine, anyway. Unless there's a link to fanart that I missed.)
FluffySongbird: ((Oh god no. XD))
ph33r my rod: "... ... ..." Malik meeped.
FluffySongbird: ((And Malik has been taken behind chocolate bars where he can get his daily pocky spanking.))
ph33r my rod: (( Oh. ))
Omega19x: (Ryou's with him... I think.)
FluffySongbird: ((Sorry. And to add insult to injury, they'll do it to him while he's bareassed.))
ph33r my rod: (( ... XD ))
Omega19x: (and Ryou will blush)
FluffySongbird: ((No, Ryou will be in the other cell, with his other self getting puffstoned.))
Omega19x: (oh the puffmanity... the horror... the horror)
FluffySongbird: ((And Shiz will get to meet a nice tentacle licorice monster...and Yuugi will...um, I changed my mind. Yuugi will get beaten with a giant lollypop.))
FluffySongbird: ((Or better yet, he'll do community service in the diet candy district, which is like the slums.))
Omega19x: (which is apparently where the innocent people get put later.)
FluffySongbird: ((Yes, if they don't want to go home yet.))
Omega19x: (speaking of which...) "They are children. Small, and light, by your standards. Release them. Now."
FluffySongbird: A gingerbread man waved his peppermint club at Mahaado.
Omega19x: This time, Mahaado avoided it.
FluffySongbird: "Unless you'd like to join them, shut the hell up."
Omega19x: "..."
FluffySongbird: "That's more like it."
FluffySongbird: "Now, if they are good little brats, and eat their brussels sprouts and watch their movies about healthy eating, then I'll release them. But if they don't, or they do something funny, then down they go...
FluffySongbird: "
Omega19x: "Should you break this promise, then down you will go." Mahaado growled. He was quite serious when it came to Kafele.
ph33r my rod: (( Inner!Malik: *getting whomped with giant Pocky sticks* T____T ))
FluffySongbird: "Then you can spend an evening at the dietetic district and watch the little shrimp do community service. How does that sound?"
FluffySongbird: ((You think Malik has it bad? Kat-chan's eating BRUSSELS SPROUTS. >XP))
ph33r my rod: (( Oh yeah, those cause physical harm. ;P ))
xTooBloodyRight: Bakura was watching indifferently, wondering whether he should try to help or not.
Omega19x: "I will not allow him to be harmed in any way."
Omega19x: (I had brussel sprouts for dinner.)
FluffySongbird: ((Oh, how I pity you.))
Omega19x: (I like brussel sprouts)
FluffySongbird: "And we'll see to it that he doesn't bring it upon himself or his little girlfriend."
FluffySongbird: ((Okay, fine. Katsuya's eating LIMA BEANS.))
FluffySongbird: ((...or some other flatulence-inducing vegetable...))
FluffySongbird: ((Oh, and do you want Bakura to be sent home or to help Mahaado?))
xTooBloodyRight: ((Hm.. I guess he can help Mahaado.))
xTooBloodyRight: ((Doubt that he'll do much in the way of helping, though.))
FluffySongbird: ((he could find a way. He could...distract the guards?))
xTooBloodyRight: ((I suppose. I'll think of something. >D))
FluffySongbird: ((When you have an idea, just IM me. This goes for everyone else, too.))
Omega19x: (help me do what? I'm confused.)
xTooBloodyRight: ((Free children..?))
Omega19x: (oh, Yes! Yes, we must free children... but perhaps tomorrow. My brain is fried.)
FluffySongbird: ((Yeah...I guess everyone must sleep eventually...))
ph33r my rod: (( ...yeah. Eventually. Um. *cough* >><< ))
xTooBloodyRight: ((Yeah.. I need to be up in two hours.. 8|))
Omega19x: (yeah yeah... while inner Ryou gets puffstoned, I sleep.)
FluffySongbird: The candy Nazi escorted Mahaado and Bakura out of the building.
FluffySongbird: ((Yeah, sorry it was lame, guys.))
Omega19x: (night)
Omega19x has left the room.
xTooBloodyRight: ((G'night.))
xTooBloodyRight has left the room.
FluffySongbird: ((Good night, everyone, I guess.))